'RICHARD THE THIRD. - DUKE OF GLO'STER 2L.; EARL OF RICHMOND, 1L; DUKE OF
BUCKINGHAM, 15S.; CATESBY, 12S.; TRESSEL, 10S. 6D.; LORD STANLEY, 5S.; LORD
MAYOR OF LONDON, 2S. 6D.'
Such are the written placards wafered up in the gentlemen's
dressing-room, or the green-room (where there is any), at a private theatre; and
such are the sums extracted from the shop-till, or overcharged in the office
expenditure, by the donkeys who are prevailed upon to pay for permission to
exhibit their lamentable ignorance and boobyism on the stage of a private
theatre. This they do, in proportion to the scope afforded by the character for
the display of their imbecility ...
The principal patrons of private theatres are dirty boys, low
copying-clerks, in attorneys' offices, capacious-headed youths from city
counting-houses, Jews whose business, as lenders of fancy dresses, is a sure
passport to the amateur stage, shop-boys who now and then mistake their masters'
money for their own; and a choice miscellany of idle vagabonds. The proprietor
of a private theatre may be an ex-scene-painter, a low coffee-house-keeper, a
disappointed eighth-rate actor, a retired smuggler, or uncertificated bankrupt.
The theatre itself may be in Catherine-street, Strand, the purlieus of the city,
the neighbourhood of Gray's-inn-lane, or the vicinity of Sadler's Wells; or it
may, perhaps, form the chief nuisance of some shabby street, on the Surrey side
of Waterloo-bridge.
The lady performers pay nothing for
their characters, and it is needless to add, are usually selected from one class
of society; the audiences are necessarily of much the same character as the
performers, who receive, in return for their contributions to the management,
tickets to the amount of the money they pay. All the minor theatres in London,
especially the lowest, constitute the centre of a little stage-struck
neighbourhood. Each of them has an audience exclusively its own; and at any you
will see dropping into the pit at half-price, or swaggering into the back of a
box, if the price of admission be a reduced one, divers boys of from fifteen to
twenty-one years of age, who throw back their coat and turn up their wristbands,
after the portraits of Count D'Orsay, hum tunes and whistle when the curtain is
down, by way of persuading the people near them, that they are not at all
anxious to have it up again, and speak familiarly of the inferior performers as
Bill Such-a-one, and Ned So-and-so, or tell each other how a new piece called
THE UNKNOWN BANDIT OF THE INVISIBLE CAVERN, is in rehearsal; how Mister Palmer
is to play THE UNKNOWN BANDIT; how Charley Scarton is to take the part of an
English sailor, and fight a broadsword combat with six unknown bandits, at one
and the same time (one theatrical sailor is always equal to half a dozen men at
least); how Mister Palmer and Charley Scarton are to go through a double
hornpipe in fetters in the second act; how the interior of the invisible cavern
is to occupy the whole extent of the stage; and other town-surprising theatrical
announcements. These gentlemen are the amateurs - the RICHARDS, SHYLOCKS,
BEVERLEYS, and OTHELLOS - the YOUNG DORNTONS, ROVERS, CAPTAIN ABSOLUTES, and
CHARLES SURFACES - of a private theatre. ...
A quarter before eight - there will be a full house to-night
- six parties in the boxes, already; four little boys and a woman in the pit;
and two fiddles and a flute in the orchestra, who have got through five
overtures since seven o'clock (the hour fixed for the commencement of the
performances), and have just begun the sixth. There will be plenty of it,
though, when it does begin, for there is enough in the bill to last six hours at
least.
Charles Dickens, Sketches by Boz, 1836