The entrance to Kate Hamilton's may best be
located as the spot on which Appenrodt's German sausage-shop now stands,
although the premises extended right through to Leicester Square.
"Don't go yet, dear," appealed a sweet siren
as Bobby, looking at his watch, swore that when duty called one must obey, but
eventually succumbed to a voice like a foghorn shouting, "John, a bottle of
champagne," and the beautiful Kate bowed approvingly from her throne. Kate
Hamilton at this period must have weighed at least twenty stone, and had as
hideous a physiognomy as any weather-beaten Deal pilot. Seated on a raised
platform, with a bodice cut very low, this freak of nature sipped champagne
steadily from midnight until daylight, and shook like a blanc mange every time
she laughed.
Approached by a long tunnel from the street- where two
janitors kept watch - a pressure of the bell gave instant admittance to a likely
visitor, whilst an alarm gave immediate notice of the approach of the police.
Finding oneself within the "salon" during one of
these periodical raids was not without interest. Carpets were turned up in the
twinkling of an eye, boards were raised, and glasses and bottles - empty or full
- were thrust promiscuously in; every one assumed a swet and virtuous air and
talked in subdued tones, whilst a bevy of police, headed by an inspector,
marched solemnly in, and having completed the farce, marched solemnly out.
What subsidy attached to this duty, and when and how paid, it
is needless to inquire. Suffice to show that the hypocrisy that was to attain
such eminence in these latter enlightened days was even then in its infancy, and
worked as adroitly as any twentieth-century policeman could desire.
"Now we're all right," exclaimed the foghorn, as
the "salon" resumed its normal vivacity. "Bobby, my dear, come
and sit next me, " and so, like a tomtit and a round of beef, the
pasty-faced youth took the post of honour alongside the vibrating mass of
humanity. The distinction conferred upon our hero was a much-coveted one amongst
youngster, and gave a "hall-marking" which henceforth proclaimed him a
"man about town." To dispense champagne ad libitum was one of
its chief privileges - for the honour was not unaccompanied with
responsibilities - and Florrie or Connie (or whoever the friend for the moment
of the favoured one might be) not only held a carte blanche to order
champagne, but to dispense it amongst all her acquaintances, by way of
propitiation amongst the higher grades, and as an implied claim for reciprocity
on those whose star might be in the ascendant later on.
'One of the Old Brigade' (Donald Shaw), London in the Sixties, 1908