On my arrival at North Villa, I was shown into what I
presumed was the drawing-room.
Everything was oppressively new. The brilliantly-varnished door cracked with a report like a pistol when it was
opened; the paper on the walls, with its gaudy pattern of
birds, trellis-work, and flowers, in gold, red, and green on
a white ground, looked hardly dry yet; the showy window-
curtains of white and sky-blue, and the still showier carpet
of red and yellow, seemed as if they had come out of the
shop yesterday; the round rosewood table was in a painfully
high state of polish; the morocco-bound picture books that
lay on it, looked as if they had never been moved or opened
since they had been bought; not one leaf even of the
music on the piano was dogs-eared or worn. Never was a
richly furnished room more thoroughly comfortless than
this -the eye ached at looking round it. There was
no repose anywhere. The print of the Queen, hanging
lonely on the wall, in its heavy gilt frame, with a large
crown at the top, glared on you: the paper, the curtains,
the carpet glared on you: the books, the wax-flowers in
glass-cases, the chairs in flaring chintz-covers, the china
plates on the door, the blue and pink glass vases and cups
ranged on the chimney-piece, the over-ornamented chiffoniers
with Tonbridge toys and long-necked smelling bottles on
their upper shelves-all glared on you. There was no look
of shadow, shelter, secrecy, or retirement in any one nook or
corner of those four gaudy walls. All surrounding objects
seemed startlingly near to the eye; much nearer than they
really were. The room would have given a nervous man
the headache, before he had been in it a quarter of an hour.
Wilkie Collins, Basil, 1852