BOB, THE MARKET-GROOM.
It is impossible to pay much attention to the study of the
popular character, as it is so variously developed among the
very lowest ranks of society, without occasionally recognising
among them that force of determination and persevering energy
which, when it characterises men in the higher and educated
classes, leads them on to fortune and reputation. There is an
order of minds who under any circumstances will act for
themselves; they are the moral antitheses of those drones of
society who are always waiting for something to turn up in
their favour. The men of action have no appetite for waiting
at all, and no very particular relish, perhaps, for anything that
turns up. They are, in a sense, artificers of their own fortune,
and they love the fruits of their own labour far better than any
unearned luxuries doled out to them from the rich man's table.
The observer of manhood, who has not seen this spirit exemplified in the very lowest grade of industrial life, has not thoroughly studied his subject. These remarks may serve, perhaps
not inappropriately, to introduce the out-of-door history of Bob,
(we do not know his patronymic,) the market-groom.
It must be eight or nine years ago since we first encountered Bob, in -- Street, Covent Garden, in one of our
early morning rambles. Who he was, or where he came from,
we never knew. On his first appearance, he was a grimy,
half-starved, little tatterdemalion, without a shirt, a shoe, or
a hat, and with six months' growth of matted raven hair,
through the lank and thatchy locks of which a pair of vivid
eyes flashed from as pallid and hungry a face as ever child of
eleven years of age bared to an adverse destiny. He seemed
as if just dropped from some forlorn planet into a world of
strangers, amongst whom he looked wildly and eagerly around - not for favour or the relief of alms, but for
work - work,
and bread, though but a crust, in return. We marked his
constant and earnest applications for employment of any sort,
at any wage, and his utter insensibility to rebuke and rebuff,
however violently and abusively bestowed. Through the mud,
rain, fog, sleet, and slush of the dark winter mornings, with
bare feet and unsheltered head, he toiled and moiled, and
tugged and laboured, for the chance of a penny, the price of
his breakfast, for which he often waited many a weary hour,
hungering patiently beneath a wintry sky. Unlike his numerous congeners - the ragged tribes who frequent the market,
and rove from one point to another in search of a job whenever
it may offer - the boy had the sense to confine his exertions
to one locality, where, in the course of a few months, his unbroken good temper and unwearying willinghood earned him
a welcome, and procured him employment. From being a
sort of butt upon whom the dealers expended their small wit,
he grew by degrees into a favourite, and by some unaccountable means actually got into a pair of serviceable hob-nailed
bluchers before the winter was over; and having had his hair
cut by a charitable barber, who did it for nothing, on condition
that Bob should carry off the whole crop in his basket, so that
room might be left in his shop for succeeding customers; and
having then invested sixpence in a jaunty cap, cocked knowingly on one side of his head-he came out in a new character. The hungry look had vanished from his face, and given
place to a merry one; and his activity, upon which there were now more demands, was greater than ever. He improved in
looks, and in circumstances too, rapidly; the genial spring and summer atmosphere of the market, and the early rising which
his calling enforced, agreed with him so well, that before the
gooseberries were all gone, a shirt positively sprouted out from
under his new fustian waistcoat.
Bob, finding by this time that he had got a character for
honesty, and feeling no doubt that he deserved it, wisely
resolved to turn it to the best account. In the course of his
market experience he had observed the necessity which the
dealers, green-grocers, retailers, and costers were under of
leaving their carts in the streets, sometimes at a great distance
from the market, while they were absent negotiating their
purchases. This practice, though unavoidable, was attended
with risk and damage, from want of supervision, and often too
from the wanton mischief or dishonesty of the urchins left in
charge of the vehicles. Having duly conned the matter over
in his mind, Bob all at once started in a new speculation. He
abandoned his various functions of fetcher and carrier and
supernumerary porter, began a canvass among all the traders
frequenting his side of the market, to the whole of whom he
was personally known, offering to take charge of their vehicles
during their absence, and to guarantee the security of their
stock, for the smallest mentionable charge per head. The tried character of the lad, and his known kindness to animals,
whom he could not help instinctively fondling, soon procured
him plenty of customers; and he was in a few days regularly
installed in office as the custodier of the horse and ass-drawn
chariots of the market.
Thus it was that Bob became groom of the market, a profession, be it observed, which he built up for himself, and in
which, though he has now many imitators and rivals, he has
no compeer. He is to Covent Garden, or at least to one of the
many arteries branching from it, what the waterman is to the
cab-stand. He may be seen before dawn all the year round
busy at his vocation. No sooner does the first cart drive up,
though the sun is yet an hour below the horizon, than he is on
the spot to receive the whip from the hand of the owner. He
shoulders the whips as the symbol of his authority, and marches
under a complete fagot of them by the time the traffic has fairly
set in. When a dealer has completed his purchases, and wants
to be off, all he has to do is to shout with lusty lungs, "Yo
ho, Bob!" and in an instant you may see the long whip-lashes
streaming horizontally through the air as Bob answers the
cry and hurries towards his patron. The whips are all
marked with the names of the owners, and as Bob has learned
to read at the Sunday-school, and knows them pretty well from
long acquaintance, but little time is lost in finding the right
owner of each.
The reader is not to imagine that the subject of our sketch
enjoys anything like a sinecure. If it were a sinecure, we have
a suspicion that it would not suit him at all. It is something
very much the contrary. In the first place, he has to exercise
a constant surveillance to see that the army of donkeys, horses,
and ponies do not get out of the rank and block up the way,
which must be left free on either side; and this requires his
frequent presence in all parts of his domain. In the next
place, when fruit is ripe, it is tempting to juvenile palates, and
there is a young gang of smugglers continually on the look-out
for contraband pippins or unsentinelled gooseberries; against
these Bob plays the part of the preventive service, and sometimes (we have seen him do it) leads them gently out of temptation by the ear. Then again, donkeys, who have, unfortunately
for Bob, no moral principles, are very much given to munching
one another's turnips, or the turnips of one another's masters,
which is very much the same thing; and it must be confessed,
that as they sometimes stand for hours together, each with his
head in his neighbour's cart - the carts being well loaded with
fruit or vegetables - the temptation may well be more than untaught donkeyhood can stand. Over these Bob has to keep
a vigilant eye, and to teach them the virtues of abstinence and self~denial. In this task he is seen to exercise a praiseworthy
patience. Though armed with fifty whips, he is never known
to beat an animal; he may be seen now and then polishing the
sleek ear of a pet "moke" with the cuff of his coat, but never
ill-using one. His admonitory ejaculation of "Ha! would
you ?" launched at the head of an offender, is sufficient to bring
the most predatory beast among them to a temporary sense of
honesty. From a long and intimate acquaintance with his
long-eared friends, he knows well enough those upon whom
be can rely, and he will locate them, if possible, accordingly.
A brute, naturally unprincipled, upon whom admonition is
thrown away, finds himself drawn up with his nose against the
tail of a tall wagon, where, like many a biped correspondingly
situated, he is virtuous from necessity; or, wanting this convenience, Bob will envelop his head in an empty nose-bag,
through which he would find it a difficult matter to make a
surreptitious meal upon his neighbour's cabbages. Our hero
thinks no trouble too great which tends to the improved performance of his function, and the consequence is that he reaps
credit, and ready money too, from performing it well.
Bob has grown in stature as years have rolled over his head:
from a miserable starveling and friendless child, pinched in
stomach and stunted in growth, he is transformed into a decent,
well-spoken, and responsible man, known and trusted by hundreds, and dependent on no one for the comforts of life. Poor,
indeed, he is-and poor, in one sense of the word, he is likely
to remain. It is but little that is to be got by turning out of
bed an hour or two after midnight, and playing the part of
gentleman usher to a caravanserai of horses and asses, up to
the hour when portly respectability sits down to coffee, eggs,
breakfast bacon and the morning paper - little indeed - a handful of coppers at the most; but if competence is won by
it -
if independence is won by it - if a clear conscience and a
contented mind are retained under it - and if a love for God's
dumb creatures is gratified and cherished by it - it may be
worth the doing, in spite of the sneers of the overwise.