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MUSIC IN THE STREETS
WE happen to live in a quarter of London peculiarly
favourable for studying the varieties of the perambulating musicians of the
thoroughfares. In this class we do not include the brass bands who take up their
position in front of a gin-shop, and peal out waltzes, polkas, and operatic
novelties, with all the force that cornets-a-piston and trombones can give, to
large surrounding crowds. The entreprise, in this case, is of comparative
magnitude, and the members of the band have a certain position. They may be
seen, on other occasions, in the orchestra of the cheap public ballroom, on
board the Richmond or Gravesend steamers, or possibly heading an election
procession. Nay, we have at times detected some of the troupe as
beef-eaters, or anomalous foreigners, in caps of sham tiger-skins shaped like
huge flower-pots, and robes of bed-curtain chintz (of the
"furnished-apartment" fabric, which keeps clean, or rather conceals
dirt, so long), blowing away all their energies in front of a menagerie or
dancing-show at a large fair. They have evidently many resources for turning
their acquirements to account, and are not specimens of the tribe we are about
to notice. The real Street Musician depends solely [-40-] upon the streets for his
means of existence; and they must be streets of a certain kind.
We have said that the one in which we reside furnishes us
with good specimens: It leads from a great thoroughfare to next to none at all,
and so is tolerably quiet in itself, although close to a running stream of
population. The greater part of its houses are let into lodgings on the ground;
first, and second floors, and this gives it a large number of inhabitants. They
are mostly quiet, stay-at-home people, either from inclination or profession -
the first are guided by their means; the latter are artists. You may know where
they live from their tall drawing-room window rising up to the floor of the
apartment above. In fact it is a street of artistes altogether, in the
general acceptation of the word. In summer, when the windows are open, you will
hear the rumblings of professional pianos, or the endeavours of tenors in
training to reach fearful notes; you may also listen to a single violin
accompanying the tuition of a pupil in the mysteries of the polka or deux-temps.
There are two medical men in the street. One enacts the high legitimate
drama of his profession- his house is solemn and unadorned; the other trusts to
effect and scenic display, and mounts a deep red lamp like a railway danger
signal. There is not much traffic; private carriages wait at the doors, or drawl
up and down in the shade, and hack cabs occasionally scuffle and clatter over
the stones; or a break makes a journey of doubtful safety from the
livery-stables at the end: but this is all. Nor are the foot-passengers very
numerous, except on fine afternoons, and then such swarms of pretty girls glide
along the pavement on their way to the West-end from the Torrington, and Woburn,
[-41-] and Russell Square districts, that a susceptible looker-on, in ambush,
behind his wire-gauze window-blinds, may well get beside himself.
This is just the kind of neighbourhood that the Street
Musicians affect, and they haunt it all day long. They glean more from
lodging-houses than from private dwellings. Those who are not very well off
themselves have greater sympathy with them.
The first music is heard at early morning, whilst we are
dressing. It is a harsh organ, and must be played principally to the servants
who are cleaning the doorsteps - its invariable air, "We may be happy
yet," suggesting anticipations of the evening kitchen, swept up and clean
for tea; possibly a vision of a small shop in the general line; or, may be, a
thought of the policeman or the soldier. The sound vanishes, and at
breakfast-time a mighty instrument drawn on wheels, reminding one of a quantity
of, trumpets shut up in a book-case and ground into tunes, takes up its place,
with two attendants, before the window, and bursts forth into the prayer from
"Moses in Egypt" with a force perfectly startling. This collects a
small audience, for there is a conjuror in the top compartment of the case who
keeps lifting up two small cups, displaying oranges, dice, and anon nothing at
all, as he bows his head gravely and opens his mouth.
There is another cup in the middle, which is never lifted up at all, but this
complicates the trick, and makes it more mystic. There is a singular
circumstance connected with this instrument which will be worth looking after.
The one we speak of is accompanied by a black dog who really knows the houses
from which former collections have been made. He sits up on his hind legs and
barks at [-42-] the upper windows until the expected halfpenny is thrown out; when
this is done, he puts his head between the area railings, and generally obtains
a few scraps from the servants.
As this monster accordion is drawn away, a singularly
distressing noise is heard approaching from the other end of the street. If it
be possible that the sounds of the Pastoral Symphony can represent certain
meteorological phenomena, and that Lieder ohne worte suggest their own,
then may this discord depict great intestinal agony - the stomach-ache of unripe
fruit, and bad vin ordinaire, and Italian cream. It comes on, and we now
perceive a cripple - who prefers the mud in the middle of the road to the
pavement - dragging his own load on, until he rests himself upon a small crutch
like an augur, and tortures a clarionet in the most lamentable fashion. This
man's performance is remarkable from its utter badness. He does not attempt to
play any tune, but lifts up or stops down his fingers according to chance - at
least so it appears - and always finishes on a note that has nothing at all to
do with the key. But the noise he contrives to make is awful. If Verdi were
dead, he would produce more unpleasant riot in the year than anybody else in the
world.
He moves away; and like the Dutch toys, in which certain
objects - such as poultry, railway trains, boats, or soldiers - are wound round
and round, popping out of one sentry-box, and ducking down into another, to the
mild tinkling of certain plectra and tightened wires within, another
object succeeds him. This is an organ again, that plays "Maid, those bright
eyes," from La Sonnambula, unchangingly. But it has the advantage
over the very first, in possessing a mechanical [-43-] attraction. On its top is
arranged a ball-room, of high society. To the left, the Guards' band, in full
uniform, is playing to the dancers; on the right, certain distinguished guests,
in remarkable toilets, which partake of the fashions of the inmates of Noah's
ark and the small-jointed men who grind the mysterious toy-mills, in chocolate
coats and light green hats, are playing cards, reading the newspapers, or
conversing. On a revolving "turn-table," in the centre, are the
dancers, They are performing an anomalous figure. It is neither a polka nor a deux-temps,
nor an ancient waltz; perhaps it is that mystic measure formerly called a
jig. They are mostly paired; but one gentleman prefers dancing by himself, and
his innate politeness is shown by his raising his hat every time he faces the
spectators. When the Quadrille is over, a party of horse-artillery enter at a
pair of folding-doors, and ride across the salle-de-dance, which
impresses us with the idea that the assembly is of a seditious and turbulent
character; but they go out again very orderly at an opposite egress, and then
the ball once more commences.
They have scarcely departed, when the rumbling, as it were,
of an approaching storm, breaks in upon the fete champêtre, and we
recognise the approach of the Scotch itinerant band. Three tendon scrapers,
presumed to be blind, come on, keeping close to the area railings, and making a
noise more fearful even than the man with the clarionet. Yet, through it all
there is some shadow of an air-some, "Tullochgorum," or "
Cockie-leekie," or "Gillie-callum," or "Lassie o' Pibroch,"
or whatever it means, for we must confess that Scotch terms are greatly confused
in our minds, from the number of "entertainments" Mr. Wilson [-44-] gave
rise to. They keep doggedly on, sawing away at their instruments, and would
drive their hearers distracted, did not a piano-organ follow them, as an
antidote, with "Old Dan Tucker," and the "German Polka."
We have met with enthusiasts who, in their admiration of any
particular artiste, have followed him or her about, from one capital to
another, wherever their engagements led them. We have, indeed, known those who
have been present at every one of Jenny Lind's debuts in the various
cities of Europe - who, enthralled by the charming Carlotta Grisi's impassioned Esmeralda,
have been led, in a wandering truandaise, over pretty nearly the same
route - who have never missed one night of Van Amburg's daring performances with
the lions, or of Palmyre Anato's graceful leaps through the hoops. The performer
on the piano-organ is accompanied by an amateur of similar constancy, in the
shape of a boy with hones, who performs an obligato whenever he stops.
They have never spoken to one another, nor does any token of recognition pass
between them; but the rattle always comes in at the proper place with Ethiopian
accuracy, and when this pitch for catching halfpence is exhausted they move
away, simultaneously, to another.
The old air, "Hark! tis the Indian drum!" suggests
itself, as a tum-tum sound is next heard at the end of the thoroughfare,
and a lascar appears, in company with a small dark child, who strives to sing
some popular street air, whilst he beats the time on a primitive instrument,
fashioned from an oyster barrel, with parchment ends, after the Ojibbeway
pattern. The performance is not calculated to impress us with high notions of an
Asiatic orchestra; and it is only surpassed, [-45-] in lack of meaning, by the
efforts of a revoltingly-dirty Italian boy to grind music from a dilapidated
piano-organ with only one or two wires remaining, which are struck or not as
chance directs. He is, to appearance, an idiot; and the small fry of the
neighbouring alleys make fun of him; but those conversant with street impostures
assure us that it is a capital assumption of imbecility to provoke the alms of
the feeble-minded.
From the time of the appearance of this wretched creature,
until nightfall, the invasion of distressing sounds still keeps on. Savoyards,
with hurdy-gurdies; Dutch girls, with organs and tambourines, who sing
outlandish melodies; single violinists; Pandaean pipists, who accompany Punch,
the fantoccini, the mountebanks, and hornpipe dancers, pass before our windows
without intermission. And then - when the lamps are lighted in the streets and
shops, and the ceaseless roar of wheels somewhat abates - a new class of
musicians comes forth.
These have rather more pretensions to melody than those of
the daytime. They are found now and then with a harp in their small band; and
they perform songs with voices whose wrecks show that at one time they possessed
certain taste and musical knowledge. We have encountered females playing the
violin with no mean skill; and once we remember to have seen an old jangling
piano wheeled about the streets, on which a poor artiste performed with
much ability. When these little groups become known, they are admitted to the
entrances of taverns, or the parlours of the lower order of public-houses, and
make a considerable sum in the course of an evening; and then they leave our
[-46-] street altogether. For the neutral gloom of the middle of the thoroughfare
does not suit them. If they cannot get opposite the flaring gas jet of a
ticketed shop, or under the bright lamp of a gin-shop, their chances of
remuneration are small.
The history of these wandering professionals is generally
told in the same kind of story. Possibly, at first the man is in some kind of
regular employment, and a simple musical amateur, playing for his own amusement
after hours. Gradually he ceases to attend to his proper business, and gets a
situation in the orchestra of a saloon or minor theatre, preferring to live from
"hand to mouth"- a common failing with artistic idiosyncrasies in
general. Here he first meets the female, who may play small singing parts; or
is, perhaps, in the chorus, if the establishment is of sufficient importance to
engage one. They marry, or establish some less reputable menage; and then
the struggle for the crust begins. Several single engagements are to be obtained
at the old establishments, but none that will occupy them both. A singing
villager may be wanted to express delight at the fête of calico roses
and papier maché refreshments; or a musical chambermaid is required to
sing an interpolated ballad in what is called the "carpenter's scene"
of the piece, when a pair of flats are pushed together, nearly close to the
footlights, to allow something especial to be got ready behind; but the place of
the second violin is occupied, and likely to remain so; or vice versa. And
so, after much privation and misery, with possibly an infant to add to their
distress, they contrive to learn some duets and single ballads, and procure an
engagement at a public-house twopennny concert.
[-47-] From this moment they sink lower and lower in their
wretchedness. The man was not a drunkard before; but now, as soon as he has
finished his dreary comic song, and, putting on his hat, returns to his place at
one of the tables, half-a-dozen glasses of hard ale, "turpenny"
gin-and-water, or dark empyreumatic brandy, are offered to him by his admirers.
Always something to drink-never so much even as a biscuit and cheese, or a penny
ham-sandwich to eat. These mixed and impure beverages, the tobacco-clouded
atmosphere of the room, and the late hours, combined with the occasional
wandering from one "saloon" to another, entirely destroy his
constitution. He can eat no breakfast, but he can drink - always drink - for he
is always thirsty; and the prima donna of the concert huddles a shawl
over her worn merino dress, and goes out for some more of the hard ale.
Gradually he gets asthmatic, and can no longer sing. The female goes out by
herself, and earns ten or twelve shillings a-week, the greater part of which
goes in drink, until her companion is prostrated by delirium tremens, and
she is compelled to stay at home with him.
Heaven only knows how they then contrive to exist, for they
can scarcely be said to live. The relieving officer might perhaps enlighten us
thereon, but relieving officers see so much wretchedness, that succeeding cases
make no impression on their minds sufficiently vivid to be retained. At length,
however, the man recovers; but he is no longer of any use in the concert-room. A
violin is not wanted. If he could play the piano, he might thump away upon the
grimy keys of an old grand, accompanying songs and murdering polkas between
them, for half-a-crown a-night; and even this would [-48-] be a chance. The
woman's voice is also gone, together with every trace of whatever decent
appearance she might formerly have possessed: and so there is nothing left but
the streets. And the stony-hearted streets are henceforth their only hope, until
the hospital or workhouse finally receives them.
If you care to make the inquiry, you will find that this is
the usual story, as we have stated, of these distressed artistes. Not
being over-addicted to the "humanity-mongery" school of writing, or
putting much belief in the "great wrongs" of the tag-rag-and-bobtail
of the metropolis, we have told the tale as simply as may be, without trying to
work up the sympathies, which have been so falsely and so frequently called upon
of late by literary philanthropists, that we will not run the chance of finding
no response to our appeal. But this we will say: that if you have a few
halfpence jingling in the pocket of your paletôt, you will do well to give them
to these poor people. They are not beggars: they evidently do something for
their livelihood; and bad as their performance may be, it has required some
little application and intelligence to bring it to what it really is.
Several old acquaintances who once waked the echoes of the
quiet streets have gradually departed. First and foremost, we miss the ingenious
professor who shook the hat of Chinese bells, beat the drum and cymbals with his
knees, and played the mouth-organ, all at once. He is gone, and albeit he must
have left his apparatus behind him, no one has supplied his place. Then there
was the wandering barytone who sang to the dulcimer, in an oil-skin cap and red
whiskers; and whom, in the summer-tide, we can all so [-49-] well recollect upon
the sunny turf of Ascot and Egham, between the ropes and the front rank of
carriages. Once, too, we had monthly visits from a foreigner, who accompanied
his guitar with the Pandaean pipes; but he appears no longer. And, humblest
music of all, the simple pipe and tabor, that bespoke the presence of the two
Savoyard dolls upon the string, have departed. Possibly we are getting more
refined in our notions, and require a higher class of entertainment than these
professors offered to us. This is very likely the case. The gin-shop bands and
the large organs are by no means to be despised. The gems of the opera are
promulgated by them about the streets; and, should the same improvements extend
in vocal as well as instrumental music, it is not improbable but that before
long vagrant Daughters of the Regiment, and wandering Normas may make their
shrill voices heard in our thoroughfares, as the danseuses of Covent
Garden and the Haymarket have their humble imitators on the rickety shutter or
old bit of carpet placed upon the paving.
ALBERT SMITH.
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