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OF THE NUMBER OF COSTERMONGERS AND OTHER STREET-FOLK.
The number of costermongers, -that it is to say, of those street-sellers attending the
London "green" and "fish markets," -appears to be, from the best data at my command,
now 30,000 men, women, and children. The census of 1841 gives only 2,045 "hawkers,
hucksters, and pedlars," in the metropolis, and no costermongers or street-sellers, or
street-performers at all. This number is absurdly small, and its absurdity is accounted for
by the fact that not one in twenty of the costermongers, or of the people with whom they
lodged, troubled themselves to fill up the census returns -the majority of them being
unable to read and write, and others distrustful of the purpose for which the returns were
wanted.
The costermongering class extends itself yearly; and it is computed that for the last five
years it has increased considerably faster than the general metropolitan population. This
increase is derived partly from all the children of costermongers following the father's
trade, but chiefly from working men, such as the servants of greengrocers or of
innkeepers, when out of employ, "taking to a coster's barrow" for a livelihood; and the same being done by
mechanics and labourers out of work. At the time of the famine in Ireland, it is
calculated, that the number of Irish obtaining a living in the London streets must have
been at least doubled.
The great discrepancy between the government returns and the accounts of the
costermongers themselves, concerning the number of people obtaining a living by the
sale of fish, fruit, and vegetables, in the streets of London, caused me to institute an
inquiry at the several metropolitan markets concerning the number of street-sellers
attending them: the following is the result:
During the summer months and fruit season, the average number of costermongers
attending Covent-garden market is about 2,500 per marketday. In the strawberry season
there are nearly double as many, there being, at that time, a large number of Jews who
come to buy; during that period, on a Saturday morning, from the commencement to the
close of the market, as many as 4,000 costers have been reckoned purchasing at Covent-
garden. Through the winter season, however, the number of costermongers does not
exceed upon the average 1,000 per market morning. About one-tenth of the fruit and
vegetables of the least expensive kind sold at this market is purchased by the costers.
Some of the better class of costers, who have their regular customers, are very particular
as to the quality of the articles they buy; but others are not so particular; so long as they
can get things cheap, I am informed, they do not care much about the quality. The Irish
more especially look out for damaged articles, which they buy at a low price. One of my
informants told me that the costers were the best customers to the growers, inasmuch as
when the market is flagging on account of the weather, they (the costers) wait and make
their purchases. On other occasions, such as fine mornings, the costers purchase as early
as others. There is no trust given to them -to use the words of one of my informants, they
are such slippery customers; here to-day and gone to-morrow.
At Leadenhall market, during the winter months, there are from 70 to 100
costermongers general attendants; but during the summer not much more than one-half
that number make their appearance. Their purchases consist of warren-rabbits, poultry,
and game, of which about one-eighth of the whole amount brought to this market is
bought by them. When the market is slack, and during the summer, when there is "no
great call" for game, etc., the costers attending Leadenhall-market turn their hand to
crockery, fruit, and fish.
The costermongers frequenting Spitalfields
market average all the year through from
700 to 1,000 each market-day. They come from all parts, as far as Edmonton, Edgeware,
and Tottenham; Highgate, Hampstead, and even from Greenwich and Lewisham. Full
one-third of the produce of this market is purchased by them.
The number of costermongers attending the Borough-market is about 250 during the
fruit season, after which time they decrease to about 200 per market morning. About one-
sixth of the produce that comes into this market is purchased by the costermongers. One
gentleman informed me, that the salesmen might shut up their shops were it not for these
men. "In fact," said another, "I don't know what would become of the fruit without them."
The costers at Billingsgate-market, daily, number from 3,000 to 4,000 in winter, and
about 2,500 in summer. A leading salesman told me that he would rather have an order
from a costermonger than a fishmonger; for the one paid ready money, while the other
required credit. The same gentleman assured me, that the costermongers bought excellent
fish, and that very largely. They themselves aver that they purchase half the fish brought
to Billingsgate some fish trades being entirely in their hands. I ascertained, however,
from the authorities at Billingsgate, and from experienced salesmen, that of the quantity
of fish conveyed to that great mart, the costermongers bought onethird; another third was
sent into the country; and another disposed of to the fishmongers, and to such hotel-
keepers, or other large purchasers, as resorted to Billingsgate.
The salesmen at the several markets all agreed in stating that no trust was given to the
costermongers. "Trust them!" exclaimed one, "O, certainly, as far as I can see them."
Now, adding the above figures together, we have the subjoined sum for the gross
number of COSTERMONGERS ATTENDING THE LONDON MARKETS.
Billingsgate-market 3,500
Covent-garden 4,000
Spitalfields 1,000
Borough 250
Leadenhall 100
Total 9,350
Besides these, I am credibly informed, that it may be assumed there are full 1,000 men
who are unable to attend market, owing to the dissipation of the previous night; another
1,000 are absent owing to their having "stock on hand," and so requiring no fresh
purchases; and further, it may be estimated that there are at least 2,000 boys in London at
work for costers, at half profits, and who consequently have no occasion to visit the
markets. Hence, putting these numbers together, we arrive at the conclusion that there are
in London upwards of 13,000 street-sellers, dealing in fish, fruit, vegetables, game, and
poultry alone. To be on the safe side, however, let us assume the number of London
costermongers to be 12,000, and that onehalf of these are married and have two children
(which from all accounts appears to be about the proportion); and then we have 30,000
for the sum total of men, women, and children dependent on "costermongering" for their
subsistence.
Large as this number may seem, still I am satisfied it is rather within than beyond the
truth. In order to convince myself of its accuracy, I caused it to be checked in several
ways. In the first place, a survey was made as to the number of stalls in the streets of
London -fortysix miles of the principal thoroughfares were travelled over, and an account
taken of the "standings." Thus it was found that there were upon an average upwards of
fourteen stalls to the mile, of which five-sixths were fish and fruitstalls. Now, according
to the Metropolitan Police Returns, there are 2,000 miles of street throughout London,
and calculating that the stalls through the whole of the metropolis run upon an average
only four to the mile, we shall thus find that there are 8,000 stalls altogether in London;
of these we may reckon that at least 6,000 are fish and fruit-stalls. I am informed, on the
best authority, that twice as many costers "go rounds" as have standings; hence we come
to the conclusion that there are 18,000 itinerant and stationary street-sellers of fish,
vegetables, and fruit, in the metropolis; and reckoning the same proportion of wives and
children as before, we have thus 45,000 men, women, and children, obtaining a living in
this manner. Further, "to make assurance doubly sure," the streetmarkets throughout
London were severally visited, and the number of street-sellers at each taken down on the
spot. These gave a grand total of 3,801, of which number two-thirds were dealers in fish,
fruit, and vegetables; and reckoning that twice as many costers again were on their
rounds, we thus make the total number of London costermongers to be 11,403, or
calculating men, women, and children, 34,209. It would appear, therefore, that if we
estimate the gross number of individuals subsisting on the sale of fish, fruit, and
vegetables, in the streets of London, at between thirty and forty thousand, we shall not be
very wide of the truth.
But, great as is this number, still the costermongers are only a portion of the street-folk.
Besides these, there are, as we have seen, many other large classes obtaining their
livelihood in the streets. The street musicians, for instance, are said to number 1,000, and
the old clothesmen the same. There are supposed to be at the least 500 sellers of water-
cresses; 200 coffee-stalls; 300 cats-meat men; 250 balladsingers; 200 play-bill sellers;
from 800 to 1,000 bone-grubbers and mud-larks; 1,000 crossing-sweepers; another
thousand chimneysweeps, and the same number of turncocks and lamp-lighters; all of
whom, together with the street-performers and showmen, tinkers, chair, umbrella, and
clock-menders, sellers of bonnet-boxes, toys, stationery, songs, last dying-speeches, tubs,
pails, mats, crockery, blacking, lucifers, corn-salves, clothes-pegs, brooms, sweetmeats,
razors, dog-collars, dogs, birds, coals, sand, -scavengers, dustmen, and others, make up, it
may be fairly assumed, full thirty thousand adults, so that, reckoning men, women, and
children, we may truly say that there are upwards of fifty thousand individuals, or about a
fortieth-part of the entire population of the metropolis getting their living in the streets.
Now of all modes of obtaining subsistence, that of street-selling is the most precarious.
Continued wet weather deprives those who depend for their bread upon the number of
people frequenting the public thoroughfares of all means of living; and it is painful to
think of the hundreds belonging to this class in the the metropolis who are reduced to
starvation by three or four days successive rain. Moreover, in the winter, the street-sellers
of fruit and vegetables are cut off from the ordinary means of gaining their livelihood,
and, consequently, they have to suffer the greatest privations at a time when the severity
of the season demands the greatest amount of physical comforts. To expect that the
increased earnings of the summer should be put aside as a provision against the
deficiencies of the winter, is to expect that a precarious occupation should beget
provident habits, which is against the nature of things, for it is always in those callings
which are the most uncertain, that the greatest amount of improvidence and intemperance
are found to exist. It is not the well-fed man, be it observed, but the starving one that is in
danger of surfeiting himself.
Moreover, when the religious, moral, and intellectual degradation of the great majority
of these fifty thousand people is impressed upon us, it becomes positively appalling to
contemplate the vast amount of vice, ignorance and want, existing in these days in the
very heart of our land. The public have but to read the following plain unvarnished
account of the habits, amusements, dealings, education, politics, and religion of the
London costermongers in the nineteenth century, and then to say whether they think it
safe -even if it be thought fit -to allow men, women, and children to continue in such a
state.
OF THE VARIETIES OF STREET-FOLK IN GENERAL, AND COSTERMONGERS IN PARTICULAR.
Among the street-folk there are many distinct characters of people -people differing as
widely from each in tastes, habits, thoughts and creed, as one nation from another. Of
these the costermongers form by far the largest and certainly the mostly broadly marked
class. They appear to be a distinct race -perhaps, originally, of Irish extraction -seldom
associating with any other of the street-folks, and being all known to each other. The "
patterers," or the men who cry the last dyingspeeches, &c. in the street, and those who
help off their wares by long harrangues in the public thoroughfares, are again a separate
class. These, to use their own term, are "the aristocracy of the street-sellers," despising
the costers for their ignorance, and boasting that they live by their intellect. The public, they say, do not
expect to receive from them an equivalent for their money -they pay to hear them talk.
Compared with the costermongers, the patterers are generally an educated class, and
among them are some classical scholars, one clergyman, and many sons of gentlemen.
They appear to be the counterparts of the old mountebanks or street-doctors. As a body
they seem far less improvable than the costers, being more "knowing" and less impulsive.
The street-performers differ again from those; these appear to possess many of the
characteristics of the lower class of actors, viz., a strong desire to excite admiration, an
indisposition to pursue any settled occupation, a love of the tap-room, though more for
the society and display than for the drink connected with it, a great fondness for finery
and predilection for the performance of dexterous or dangerous feats. Then there are the
street mechanics, or artizans quiet, melancholy, struggling men, who, unable to find any
regular employment at their own trade, have made up a few things, and taken to hawk
them in the streets, as the last shift of independence. Another distinct class of streetfolk
are the blind people (mostly musicians in a rude way), who, after the loss of their
eyesight, have sought to keep themselves from the workhouse by some little excuse for
alms-seeking. These, so far as my experience goes, appear to be a far more deserving
class than is usually supposed -their affliction, in most cases, seems to have chastened
them and to have given a peculiar religious cast to their thoughts.
Such are the several varieties of street-folk, intellectually considered -looked at in a
national point of view, they likewise include many distinct people. Among them are to be
found the Irish fruit-sellers; the Jew clothesmen; the Italian organ boys, French singing
women, the German brass bands, the Dutch buy-abroom girls, the Highland bagpipe
players, and the Indian crossing-sweepers -all of whom I here shall treat of in due order.
The costermongering class or order has also its many varieties. These appear to be in
the following proportions: -One-half of the entire class are costermongers proper, that is
to say, the calling with them is hereditary, and perhaps has been so for many generations;
while the other half is composed of three-eighths Irish, and one-eighth mechanics,
tradesmen, and Jews.
Under the term "costermonger" is here included only such "street-sellers" as deal in
fish, fruit, and vegetables, purchasing their goods at the wholesale "green" and fish
markets. Of these some carry on their business at the same stationary stall or standing" in
the street, while others go on "rounds." The itinerant costermongers, as
contradistinguished from the stationary street-fishmongers and greengrocers, have in
many instances regular rounds, which they go daily, and which extend from two to ten
miles. The longest are those which embrace a suburban part; the shortest are through
streets thickly peopled by the poor, where duly to "work" a single street consumes, in
some instances, an hour. There are also "chance" rounds. Men " working" these carry
their wares to any part in which they hope to find customers. The costermongers,
moreover, diversify their labours by occasionally going on a country round, travelling on
these excursions, in all directions, from thirty to ninety and even a hundred miles from
the metropolis. Some, again, confine their callings chiefly to the neighbouring races and
fairs.
Of all the characteristics attending these diversities of traders, I shall treat severally. I
may here premise, that the regular or "thorough-bred costermongers," repudiate the
numerous persons who sell only nuts or oranges in the streets, whether at a fixed stall, or
any given locality, or who hawk them through the thoroughfares or parks. They repudiate
also a number of Jews, who confine their streettrading to the sale of "coker-nuts" on
Sundays, vended from large barrows. Nor do they rank with themselves the individuals
who sell tea and coffee in the streets, or such condiments as peas-soup, sweetmeats,
spice-cakes, and the like; those articles not being purchased at the markets. I often heard
all such classes called "the illegitimates."
OF COSTERMONGERING MECHANICS.
"From the numbers of mechanics," said one smart costermonger to me, "that I know of
in my own district, I should say there's now more than 1,000 costers in London that were
once mechanics or labourers. They are driven to it as a last resource, when they can't get
work at their trade. They don't do well, at least four out of five, or three out of four don't.
They're not up to the dodges of the business. They go to market with fear, and don't know
how to venture a bargain if one offers. They're inferior salesmen too, and if they have fish
left that won't keep, it's a dead loss to them, for they aren't up to the trick of selling it
cheap at a distance where the coster ain't known; or of quitting it to another, for candle-
light sale, cheap, to the Irish or to the `lushingtons,' that haven't a proper taste for fish.
Some of these poor fellows lose every penny. They're mostly middle-aged when they
begin costering. They'll generally commence with oranges or herrings. We pity them. We
say, `Poor fellows! they'll find it out by-and-bye.' It's awful to see some poor women, too,
trying to pick up a living in the streets by selling nuts or oranges. It's awful to see them,
for they can't set about it right; besides that, there's too many before they start. They don't
find a living, it's only another way of starving."
ANCIENT CALLING OF COSTERMONGERS.
The earliest record of London cries is, according to Mr. Charles Knight, in Lydgate's
poem of "London Lyckpeny," which is as old as the days of Henry V., or about 430 years back. Among Lydgate's cries are enumerated "Strawberries ripe and cherries in the
rise;" the rise being a twig to which the cherries were tied, as at present. Lydgate,
however, only indicates costermongers, but does not mention them by name.
It is not my intention, as my inquiries are directed to the present condition of the
costermongers, to dwell on this part of the question, but some historical notice of so
numerous a body is indispensable. I shall confine myself therefore to show from the elder
dramatists, how the costermongers flourished in the days of Elizabeth and James I.
"Virtue," says Shakespeare, "is of so little regard in these coster-monger times, that true
valour is turned bear-herd." Costermonger times are as old as any trading times of which
our history tells; indeed, the stationary costermonger of our own day is a legitimate
descendant of the tradesmen of the olden time, who stood by their shops with their open
casements, loudly inviting buyers by praises of their wares, and by direct questions of
"What d'ye buy? What d'ye lack?"
Ben Jonson makes his Morose, who hated all noises, and sought for a silent wife, enter
"upon divers treaties with the fish-wives and orangewomen," to moderate their clamour;
but Morose, above all other noisy people, "cannot endure a costard-monger; he swoons if
he hear one."
In Ford's "Sun's Darling" I find the following: "Upon my life he means to turn
costermonger, and is projecting how to forestall the market. I shall cry pippins rarely."
In Beaumont and Fletcher's "Scornful Lady" is the following:
"Pray, sister, do not laugh; you'll anger him, And then he'll rail like a rude
costermonger."
Dr. Johnson, gives the derivation of costardmonger (the orthography he uses), as
derived from the sale of apples or costards, "round and bulky like the head;" and he cites
Burton as an authority: "Many country vicars," writes Burton, "are driven to shifts, and if
our great patrons hold us to such conditions, they will make us costard-mongers, graziers,
or sell ale."
"The costard-monger," says Mr. Charles Knight, in his "London," "was originally an
apple-seller, whence his name, and, from the mention of him in the old dramatists, he
appears to have been frequently an Irishman."
In Ireland the word "costermonger" is almost unknown.
OF THE OBSOLETE CRIES OF THE COSTERMONGERS.
A brief account of the cries once prevalent among the street-sellers will show somewhat
significantly the change in the diet or regalements of those who purchase their food in the
street. Some of the articles are not vended in the public thoroughfares now, while others
are still sold, but in different forms.
"Hot sheep's feet," for instance, were cried in the streets in the time of Henry V.; they
are now sold cold, at the doors of the lower-priced theatres, and at the larger public-
houses. Among the street cries, the following were common prior to the wars of the
Roses: "Ribs of beef," -"Hot peascod," -and "Pepper and saffron." These certainly
indicate a different street diet from that of the present time.
The following are more modern, running from Elizabeth's days down to our own.
"Pippins," and, in the times of Charles II., and subsequently, oranges were sometimes
cried as "Orange pips," -"Fair lemons and oranges; oranges and citrons," -"New Wall-
fleet oysters," ["fresh" fish was formerly cried as "new,"] -"New-river water," [I may here
mention that water-carriers still ply their trade in parts of Hampstead,] -"Rosemary and
lavender," -"Small coals," [a cry rendered almost poetical by the character, career, and
pitiful end, through a practical joke, of Tom Britton, the "small-coal man,"] -"Pretty pins,
pretty women," -"Lilly-white vinegar," -"Hot wardens" (pears) -"Hot codlings," and lastly
the greasy-looking beverage which Charles Lamb's experience of London at early
morning satisfied him was of all preparations the most grateful to the stomach of the then
existing climbing-boys -viz., "Sa-loop." I may state, for the information of my younger
readers, that saloop (spelt also "salep" and "salop") was prepared, as a powder, from the
root of the Orchis mascula, or Red-handed Orchis, a plant which grows luxuriantly in our
meadows and pastures, flowering in the spring, though never cultivated to any extent in
this country; that required for the purposes of commerce was imported from India. The
saloopstalls were superseded by the modern coffee-stalls.
There were many other cries, now obsolete, but what I have cited were the most
common.
OF THE COSTERMONGERS "ECONOMICALLY" CONSIDERED.
Political economy teaches us that, between the two great classes of producers and
consumers, stand the distributors -or dealers saving time, trouble, and inconvenience to,
the one in disposing of, and to the other in purchasing, their commodities.
But the distributor was not always a part and parcel of the economical arrangements of
the State. In olden times, the producer and consumer were brought into immediate
contact, at markets and fairs, holden at certain intervals. The inconvenience of this mode
of operation, however, was soon felt; and the pedlar, or wandering distributor, sprang up
as a means of carrying the commodities to those who were unable to attend the public
markets at the appointed time. Still the pedlar or wandering distributor was not without
his disadvantages. He only came at certain periods, and commodities were occasionally
required in the interim. Hence the shopkeeper, or stationary distributor, was called into
existence, so that the consumer might obtain any commodity of the producer at any time he pleased. Hence we see that the pedlar is the primitive tradesman, and that the
one is contradistinguished from the other by the fact, that the pedlar carries the goods to
the consumer, whereas, in the case of the shopkeeper, the consumer goes after the goods.
In country districts, remote from towns and villages, the pedlar is not yet wholly
superseded; "but a dealer who has a fixed abode, and fixed customers, is so much more to
be depended on," says Mr. Stewart Mill, "that consumers prefer resorting to him if he is
conveniently accessible, and dealers, therefore, find their advantage in establishing
themselves in every locality where there are sufficient customers near at hand to afford
them a remuneration." Hence the pedlar is now chiefly confined to the poorer districts,
and is consequently distinguished from the stationary tradesman by the character and
means of his customers, as well as by the amount of capital and extent of his dealings.
The shopkeeper supplies principally the noblemen and gentry with the necessaries and
luxuries of life, but the pedlar or hawker is the purveyor in general to the poor. He brings
the greengrocery, the fruit, the fish, the water-cresses, the shrimps, the pies and puddings,
the sweetmeats, the pine-apples, the stationery, the linendrapery, and the jewellery, such
as it is, to the very door of the working classes; indeed, the poor man's food and clothing
are mainly supplied to him in this manner. Hence the class of travelling tradesmen are
important, not only as forming a large portion of the poor themselves, but as being the
persons through whom the working people obtain a considerable part of their provisions
and raiment.
But the itinerant tradesman or street-seller is still further distinguished from the regular
fixed dealer -the stallkeeper from the shopkeeper the street-wareman from the
warehouseman, by the arts they respectively employ to attract custom. The street-seller
cries his goods aloud at the head of his barrow; the enterprising tradesman distributes
bills at the door of his shop. The one appeals to the ear, the other to the eye. The cutting
costermonger has a drum and two boys to excite attention to his stock; the spirited
shopkeeper has a column of advertisements in the morning newspapers. They are but
different means of attaining the same end.
THE LONDON STREET MARKETS ON A SATURDAY NIGHT.
The street sellers are to be seen in the greatest numbers at the London street markets on
a Saturday night. Here, and in the shops immediately adjoining, the working-classes
generally purchase their Sunday's dinner; and after pay-time on Saturday night, or early
on Sunday morning, the crowd in the New-cut, and the Brill in particular, is almost
impassable. Indeed, the scene in these parts has more of the character of a fair than a
market. There are hundreds of stalls, and every stall has its one or two lights; either it is
illuminated by the intense white light of the new self-generating gas-lamp, or else it is
brightened up by the red smoky flame of the oldfashioned grease lamp. One man shows
off his yellow haddock with a candle stuck in a bundle of firewood; his neighbour makes
a candlestick of a huge turnip, and the tallow gutters over its sides; whilst the boy
shouting "Eight a penny, stunning pears!" has rolled his dip in a thick coat of brown
paper, that flares away with the candle. Some stalls are crimson with the fire shining
through the holes beneath the baked chestnut stove; others have handsome octohedral
lamps, while a few have a candle shining through a sieve: these, with the sparkling
ground-glass globes of the tea-dealers' shops, and the butchers' gaslights streaming and
fluttering in the wind, like flags of flame, pour forth such a flood of light, that at a
distance the atmosphere immediately above the spot is as lurid as if the street were on
fire.
The pavement and the road are crowded with purchasers and street-sellers. The
housewife in her thick shawl, with the market-basket on her arm, walks slowly on,
stopping now to look at the stall of caps, and now to cheapen a bunch of greens. Little
boys, holding three or four onions in their hand, creep between the people, wriggling
their way through every interstice, and asking for custom in whining tones, as if seeking
charity. Then the tumult of the thousand different cries of the eager dealers, all shouting
at the top of their voices, at one and the same time, is almost bewildering. "So-old again,"
roars one. "Chestnuts all 'to, a penny a score," bawls another. "An 'aypenny a skin,
blacking," squeaks a boy. "Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy bu-u-uy!" cries the butcher. "Half-
quire of paper for a penny," bellows the street stationer. "An 'aypenny a lot ing-uns."
"Twopence a pound grapes." "Three a penny Yarmouth bloaters." "Who'll buy a bonnet
for fourpence?" "Pick 'em out cheap here! three pair for a halfpenny, bootlaces." "Now's
your time! beautiful whelks, a penny a lot." "Here's ha'p'orths," shouts the perambulating
confectioner. "Come and look at 'em! here's toasters!" bellows one with a Yarmouth
bloater stuck on a toasting-fork. "Penny a lot, fine russets," calls the apple woman: and so
the Babel goes on.
One man stands with his red-edged mats hanging over his back and chest, like a
herald's coat; and the girl with her basket of walnuts lifts her brown-stained fingers to her
mouth, as she screams, "Fine warnuts! sixteen a penny, fine war-r-nuts." A bootmaker, to
"ensure custom," has illuminated his shop-front with a line of gas, and in its full glare
stands a blind beggar, his eyes turned up so as to show only "the whites," and mumbling
some begging rhymes, that are drowned in the shrill notes of the bamboo-flute-player
next to him. The boy's sharp cry, the woman's cracked voice, the gruff, hoarse shout of
the man, are all mingled together. Sometimes an Irish man is heard with his "fine ating apples;" or else the jingling music of an unseen organ
breaks out, as the trio of street singers rest between the verses.
Then the sights, as you elbow your way through the crowd, are equally multifarious.
Here is a stall glittering with new tin saucepans; there another, bright with its blue and
yellow crockery, and sparkling with white glass. Now you come to a row of old shoes
arranged along the pavement; now to a stand of gaudy tea-trays; then to a shop with red
handkerchiefs and blue checked shirts, fluttering backwards and forwards, and a counter
built up outside on the kerb, behind which are boys beseeching custom. At the door of a
tea-shop, with its hundred white globes of light, stands a man delivering bills, thanking
the public for past favours, and "defying competition." Here, alongside the road, are some
half-dozen headless tailors' dummies, dressed in Chesterfields and fustian jackets, each
labelled, "Look at the prices," or "Observe the quality." After this is a butcher's shop,
crimson and white with meat piled up to the first-floor, in front of which the butcher
himself, in his blue coat, walks up and down, sharpening his knife on the steel that hangs
to his waist. A little further on stands the clean family, begging; the father with his head
down as if in shame, and a box of lucifers held forth in his hand -the boys in newly-
washed pinafores, and the tidily got-up mother with a child at her breast. This stall is
green and white with bunches of turnips -that red with apples, the next yellow with
onions, and another purple with pickling cabbages. One minute you pass a man with an
umbrella turned inside up and full of prints; the next, you hear one with a peepshow of
Mazeppa, and Paul Jones the pirate, describing the pictures to the boys looking in at the
little round windows. Then is heard the sharp snap of the percussion-cap from the crowd
of lads firing at the target for nuts; and the moment afterwards, you see either a black
man half-clad in white, and shivering in the cold with tracts in his hand, or else you hear
the sounds of music from "Frazier's Circus," on the other side of the road, and the man
outside the door of the penny concert, beseeching you to "Be in time -be in time!" as Mr.
Somebody is just about to sing his favourite song of the "Knife Grinder." Such, indeed, is
the riot, the struggle, and the scramble for a living, that the confusion and uproar of the
Newcut on Saturday night have a bewildering and saddening effect upon the thoughtful
mind.
Each salesman tries his utmost to sell his wares, tempting the passers-by with his
bargains. The boy with his stock of herbs offers "a double 'andful of fine parsley for a
penny;" the man with the donkey-cart filled with turnips has three lads to shout for him to
their utmost, with their "Ho! ho! hi-i-i! What do you think of this here? A penny a bunch
-hurrah for free trade! Here's your turnips!" Until it is seen and heard, we have no sense
of the scramble that is going on throughout London for a living. The same scene takes
place at the Brill -the same in Leather-lane -the same in Tottenham-court-road -the same
in Whitecrossstreet; go to whatever corner of the metropolis you please, either on a
Saturday night or a Sunday morning, and there is the same shouting and the same
struggling to get the penny profit out of the poor man's Sunday's dinner.
Since the above description was written, the New Cut has lost much of its noisy and
brilliant glory. In consequence of a New Police regulation, "stands" or "pitches" have
been forbidden, and each coster, on a market night, is now obliged, under pain of the
lock-up house, to carry his tray, or keep moving with his barrow. The gay stalls have
been replaced by deal boards, some sodden with wet fish, others stained purple with
blackberries, or brown with walnut-peel; and the bright lamps are almost totally
superseded by the dim, guttering candle. Even if the pole under the tray or "shallow" is
seen resting on the ground, the policeman on duty is obliged to interfere.
The mob of purchasers has diminished onehalf; and instead of the road being filled with
customers and trucks, the pavement and kerbstones are scarcely crowded.
THE SUNDAY MORNING MARKETS.
Nearly every poor man's market does its Sunday trade. For a few hours on the Sabbath
morning, the noise, bustle, and scramble of the Saturday night are repeated, and but for
this opportunity many a poor family would pass a dinnerless Sunday. The system of
paying the mechanic late on the Saturday night -and more particularly of paying a man
his wages in a public-house -when he is tired with his day's work lures him to the tavern,
and there the hours fly quickly enough beside the warm taproom fire, so that by the time
the wife comes for her husband's wages, she finds a large portion of them gone in drink,
and the streets half cleared, so that the Sunday market is the only chance of getting the
Sunday's dinner.
Of all these Sunday-morning markets, the Brill, perhaps, furnishes the busiest scene; so
that it may be taken as a type of the whole.
The streets in the neighbourhood are quiet and empty. The shops are closed with their
different-coloured shutters, and the people round about are dressed in the shiney cloth of
the holiday suit. There are no "cabs," and but few omnibuses to disturb the rest, and men
walk in the road as safely as on the footpath.
As you enter the Brill the market sounds are scarcely heard. But at each step the low
hum grows gradually into the noisy shouting, until at last the different cries become
distinct, and the hubbub, din, and confusion of a thousand voices bellowing at once again
fill the air. The road and footpath are crowded, as on the over-night; the men are standing
in groups, smoking and talking; whilst the women run to and fro, some with the white round turnips showing out of their filled aprons, others
with cabbages under their arms, and a piece of red meat dangling from their hands. Only
a few of the shops are closed, but the butcher's and the coal-shed are filled with
customers, and from the door of the shut-up baker's, the women come streaming forth
with bags of flour in their hands, while men sally from the halfpenny barber's smoothing
their clean-shaved chins. Walnuts, blacking, apples, onions, braces, combs, turnips,
herrings, pens, and corn-plaster, are all bellowed out at the same time. Labourers and
mechanics, still unshorn and undressed, hang about with their hands in their pockets,
some with their pet terriers under their arms. The pavement is green with the refuse
leaves of vegetables, and round a cabbage-barrow the women stand turning over the
bunches, as the-man shouts, "Where you like, only a penny." Boys are running home with
the breakfast herring held in a piece of paper, and the side-pocket of the apple-man's stuff
coat hangs down with the weight of the halfpence stored within it. Presently the tolling of
the neighbouring church bells breaks forth. Then the bustle doubles itself, the cries grow
louder, the confusion greater. Women run about and push their way through the throng,
scolding the saunterers, for in half an hour the market will close. In a little time the
butcher puts up his shutters, and leaves the door still open; the policemen in their clean
gloves come round and drive the streetsellers before them, and as the clock strikes eleven
the market finishes, and the Sunday's rest begins.
The following is a list of the
street-markets, and the number of costers usually
attending: -
MARKETS ON THE SURREY SIDE.
New-cut, Lambeth 300
Lambeth-walk 104
Walworth-road 22
Camberwell 15
Newington 45
Kent-street, Borough 38
Bermondsey 107
Union-street, Borough 29
Great Suffolk-street 46
Blackfriars-road 58
TOTAL 664
MARKETS ON THE MIDDLESEX SIDE.
Brill and Chapel-st., Somers' Town 300
Camden Town 50
Hampstead-rd. and Tottenham-ct.-rd. 333
St. George's Market, Oxford-street 177
Marylebone 37
Edgeware-road 78
Crawford-street 145
Knightsbridge 46
Pimlico 32
Tothill-st. & Broadway, Westminster 119
Drury-lane 22
Clare-street 139
Exmouth-street and Aylesbury-street, Clerkenwell 142
Leather-lane 150
St. John's-street 47
Old-street (St. Luke's) 46
Whitecross-street, Cripplegate 150
Islington 79
City-road 49
Shoreditch 100
Bethnal-green 100
Whitechapel 258
Mile End 105
Commercial-rd. (East) 114
Limehouse 88
Ratcliffe Highway 122
Rosemary-lane 119
TOTAL3137
We find, from the foregoing list of markets, held in the various thoroughfares of the
metropolis, that there are 10 on the Surrey side and 27 on the Middlesex side of the
Thames. The total number of hucksters attending these markets is 3801, giving an
average of 102 to each market.
HABITS AND AMUSEMENTS OF COSTERMONGERS.
I find it impossible to separate these two headings; for the habits of the costermonger
are not domestic. His busy life is past in the markets or the streets, and as his leisure is
devoted to the beer-shop, the dancing-room, or the theatre, we must look for his habits to
his demeanour at those places. Home has few attractions to a man whose life is a street-
life. Even those who are influenced by family ties and affections, prefer to "home" -
indeed that word is rarely mentioned among them -the conversation, warmth, and
merriment of the beer-shop, where they can take their ease among their "mates."
Excitement or amusement are indispensable to uneducated men. Of beer-shops resorted
to by costermongers, and principally supported by them, it is computed that there are 400
in London.
Those who meet first in the beer-shop talk over the state of trade and of the markets,
while the later comers enter at once into what may be styled the serious business of the
evening amusement.
Business topics are discussed in a most peculiar style. One man takes the pipe from his
mouth and says, "Bill made a doogheno hit this morning." "Jem," says another, to a man
just entering, "you'll stand a top o' reeb?" "On," answers Jem, "I've had a trosseno tol, and
have been doing dab." For an explanation of what may be obscure in this dialogue, I must
refer my readers to my remarks concerning the language of the class. If any strangers are
present, the conversation is still further clothed in slang, so as to be unintelligible even to
the partially initiated. The evident puzzlement of any listener is of course gratifying to the
costermonger's vanity, for he feels that he possesses a knowledge peculiarly his own.
Among the in-door amusements of the costermonger is card-playing, at which many of
them are adepts. The usual games are all-fours, allfives, cribbage, and put. Whist is
known to a few, but is never played, being considered dull and slow. Of short whist they
have not heard; "but," said one, whom I questioned on the subject, "if it's come into
fashion, it'll soon be among us." The play is usually for beer, but the game is rendered
exciting by bets both among the players and the lookers-on. "I'll back Jem for a
yanepatine," says one. "Jack for a gen," cries another. A penny is the lowest sum laid, and
five shillings generally the highest, but a shilling is not often exceeded. "We play fair
among ourselves," said a costermonger to me "aye, fairer than the aristocrats -but we'll
take in anybody else." Where it is known that the landlord will not supply cards, "a
sporting coster" carries a pack or two with him. The cards played with have rarely been
stamped; they are generally dirty, and sometimes almost illegible, from long handling and spilled
beer. Some men will sit patiently for hours at these games, and they watch the dealing
round of the dingy cards intently, and without the attempt common among politer
gamesters -to appear indifferent, though they bear their losses well. In a full room of
card-players, the groups are all shrouded in tobacco-smoke, and from them are heard
constant sounds -according to the games they are engaged in -of "I'm low, and Ped's
high." "Tip and me's game." "Fifteen four and a flush of five." I may remark it is curious
that costermongers, who can neither read nor write, and who have no knowledge of the
multiplication table, are skilful in all the intricacies and calculations of cribbage. There is
not much quarrelling over the cards, unless strangers play with them, and then the
costermongers all take part one with another, fairly or unfairly.
It has been said that there is a close resemblance between many of the characteristics of
a very high class, socially, and a very low class. Those who remember the disclosures on
a trial a few years back, as to how men of rank and wealth passed their leisure in card-
playing many of their lives being one continued leisure -can judge how far the analogy
holds when the card-passion of the costermongers is described.
"Shove-halfpenny" is another game played by them; so is "Three up." Three
halfpennies are thrown up, and when they fall all "heads" or all "tails," it is a mark; and
the man who gets the greatest number of marks out of a given amount -three, or five, or
more -wins. "Three-up" is played fairly among the costermongers; out is most frequently
resorted to when strangers are present to "make a pitch," -which is, in plain words, to
cheat any stranger who is rash enough to bet upon them. "This is the way, sir," said an
adept to me; "bless you, I can make them fall as I please. If I'm playing with Jo, and a
stranger bets with Jo, why, of course, I make Jo win." This adept illustrated his skill to
me by throwing up three halfpennies, and, five times out of six, they fell upon the floor,
whether he threw them nearly to the ceiling or merely to his shoulder, all heads or all
tails. The halfpence were the proper current coins indeed, they were my own; and the
result is gained by a peculiar position of the coins on the fingers, and a peculiar jerk in
the throwing. There was an amusing manifestation of the pride of art in the way in which
my obliging informant displayed his skill.
"Skittles" is another favourite amusement, and the costermongers class themselves
among the best players in London. The game is always for beer, but betting goes on.
A fondness for "sparring" and "boxing" lingers among the rude members of some
classes of the working men, such as the tanners. With the great majority of the
costermongers this fondness is still as dominant as it was among the "higher classes,"
when boxers were the pets of princes and nobles. The sparring among the costers is not
for money, but for beer and "a lark" -a convenient word covering much mischief. Two
out of every ten landlords, whose houses are patronised by these lovers of "the art of self-
defence," supply gloves. Some charge 2d. a night for their use; others only 1d. The
sparring seldom continues long, sometimes not above a quarter of an hour; for the
costermongers, though excited for a while, weary of sports in which they cannot
personally participate, and in the beer-shops only two spar at a time, though fifty or sixty
may be present. The shortness of the duration of this pastime may be one reason why it
seldom leads to quarrelling. The stake is usually a "top of reeb," and the winner is the
man who gives the first "noser;" a bloody nose however is required to show that the blow
was veritably a noser. The costermongers boast of their skill in pugilism as well as at
skittles. "We are all handy with our fists," said one man, "and are matches, aye, and more
than matches, for anybody but reg'lar boxers. We've stuck to the ring, too, and gone
reg'lar to the fights, more than any other men."
"Twopenny-hops" are much resorted to by the costermongers, men and women, boys
and girls. At these dances decorum is sometimes, but not often, violated. "The women," I
was told by one man, "doesn't show their necks as I've seen the ladies do in them there
pictures of high life in the shop-winders, or on the stage. Their Sunday gowns, which is
their dancing gowns, ain't made that way." At these "hops" the clog-hornpipe is often
danced, and sometimes a collection is made to ensure the performance of a first-rate
professor of that dance; sometimes, and more frequently, it is volunteered gratuitously.
The other dances are jigs, "flash jigs" -hornpipes in fetters -a dance rendered popular by
the success of the acted "Jack Sheppard" -polkas, and country-dances, the lastmentioned
being generally demanded by the women. Waltzes are as yet unknown to them.
Sometimes they do the "pipe-dance." For this a number of tobacco-pipes, about a dozen,
are laid close together on the floor, and the dancer places the toe of his boot between the
different pipes, keeping time with the music. Two of the pipes are arranged as a cross,
and the toe has to be inserted between each of the angles, without breaking them. The
numbers present at these "hops" vary from 30 to 100 of both sexes, their ages being from
14 to 45, and the female sex being slightly predominant as to the proportion of those in
attendance. At these "hops" there is nothing of the leisurely style of dancing -half a glide
and half a skip -but vigorous, laborious capering. The hours are from half-past eight to
twelve, sometimes to one or two in the morning, and never later than two, as the
costermongers are early risers. There is sometimes a good deal of drinking; some of the
young girls being often pressed to drink, and frequently yielding to the temptation. From
1l. to 7l. is spent in drink at a hop; the youngest men or lads present spend the most,
especially in that act of costermonger politeness -"treating the gals." The music is always a fiddle, sometimes with the addition
of a harp and a cornopean. The band is provided by the costermongers, to whom the
assembly is confined; but during the present and the last year, when the costers' earnings
have been less than the average, the landlord has provided the harp, whenever that
instrument has added to the charms of the fiddle. Of one use to which these "hops" are
put I have given an account, under the head of "Marriage."
The other amusements of this class of the community are the theatre and the penny
concert, and their visits are almost entirely confined to the galleries of the theatres on the
Surrey-side -the Surrey, the Victoria, the Bower Saloon, and (but less frequently)
Astley's. Three times a week is an average attendance at theatres and dances by the more
prosperous costermongers. The most intelligent man I met with among them gave me the
following account. He classes himself with the many, but his tastes are really those of an
educated man: -"Love and murder suits us best, sir; but within these few years I think
there's a great deal more liking for deep tragedies among us. They set men a thinking; but
then we all consider them too long. Of Hamlet we can make neither end nor side; and
nine out of ten of us -ay, far more than that -would like it to be confined to the ghost
scenes, and the funeral, and the killing off at the last. Macbeth would be better liked, if it
was only the witches and the fighting. The high words in a tragedy we call jaw-breakers,
and say we can't tumble to that barrikin. We always stay to the last, because we've paid
for it all, or very few costers would see a tragedy out if any money was returned to those
leaving after two or three acts. We are fond of music. Nigger music was very much liked
among us, but it's stale now. Flash songs are liked, and sailors' songs, and patriotic songs.
Most costers -indeed, I can't call to mind an exception -listen very quietly to songs that
they don't in the least understand. We have among us translations of the patriotic French
songs. `Mourir pour la patrie' is very popular, and so is the `Marseillaise.' A song to take
hold of us must have a good chorus." "They like something, sir, that is worth hearing,"
said one of my informants, "such as the `Soldier's Dream,' `The Dream of Napoleon,' or `I
'ad a dream an 'appy dream.' "
The songs in ridicule of Marshal Haynau, and in laudation of Barclay and Perkin's
draymen, were and are very popular among the costers; but none are more popular than
Paul Jones "A noble commander, Paul Jones was his name." Among them the chorus of
"Britons never shall be slaves," is often rendered "Britons always shall be slaves." The
most popular of all songs with the class, however, is "Duck-legged Dick," of which I give
the first verse.
"Duck-legged Dick had a donkey, And his lush loved much for to swill, One day he
got rather lumpy, And got sent seven days to the mill. His donkey was taken to the
green-yard, A fate which he never deserved. Oh! it was such a regular mean yard,
That alas! the poor moke got starved. Oh! bad luck can't be prevented, Fortune
she smiles or she frowns, He's best off that's contented, To mix, sirs, the ups and the
downs."
Their sports, are enjoyed the more, if they are dangerous and require both courage and
dexterity to succeed in them. They prefer, if crossing a bridge, to climb over the parapet,
and walk along on the stone coping. When a house is building, rows of coster lads will
climb up the long ladders, leaning against the unslated roof, and then slide down again,
each one resting on the other's shoulders. A peep show with a battle scene is sure of its
coster audience, and a favourite pastime is fighting with cheap theatrical swords. They
are, however, true to each other, and should a coster, who is the hero of his court, fall ill
and go to a hospital, the whole of the inhabitants of his quarter will visit him on the
Sunday, and take him presents of various articles so that "he may live well."
Among the men, rat-killing is a favourite sport. They will enter an old stable, fasten the
door and then turn out the rats. Or they will find out some unfrequented yard, and at night
time build up a pit with apple-case boards, and lighting up their lamps, enjoy the sport.
Nearly every coster is fond of dogs. Some fancy them greatly, and are proud of making
them fight. If when out working, they see a handsome stray, whether he is a "toy" or
"sporting" dog, they whip him up -many of the class not being very particular whether the
animals are stray or not.
Their dog fights are both cruel and frequent. It is not uncommon to see a lad walking
with the trembling legs of a dog shivering under a bloody handkerchief, that covers the
bitten and wounded body of an animal that has been figuring at some "match." These
fights take place on the sly -the tap-room or back-yard of a beershop, being generally
chosen for the purpose. A few men are let into the secret, and they attend to bet upon the
winner, the police being carefully kept from the spot.
Pigeons are "fancied" to a large extent, and are kept in lath cages on the roofs of the
houses. The lads look upon a visit to the Redhouse, Battersea, where the pigeon-shooting
takes place, as a great treat. They stand without the hoarding that encloses the ground,
and watch for the wounded pigeons to fall, when a violent scramble takes place among
them, each bird being valued at 3d. or 4d. So popular has this sport become, that some
boys take dogs with them trained to retrieve the birds, and two Lambeth costers attend
regularly after their morning's work with their guns, to shoot those that escape the `shots'
within.
A good pugilist is looked up to with great admiration by the costers, and fighting is
considered to be a necessary part of a boy's education. Among them cowardice in any
shape is despised as being degrading and loathsome, indeed the man who would avoid a fight, is scouted by
the whole of the court he lives in. Hence it is important for a lad and even a girl to know
how to "work their fists well" -as expert boxing is called among them. If a coster man or
woman is struck they are obliged to fight. When a quarrel takes place between two boys,
a ring is formed, and the men urge them on to have it out, for they hold that it is a wrong
thing to stop a battle, as it causes bad blood for life; whereas, if the lads fight it out they
shake hands and forget all about it. Everybody practises fighting, and the man who has
the largest and hardest muscle is spoken of in terms of the highest commendation. It is
often said in admiration of such a man that "he could muzzle half a dozen bobbies before
breakfast."
To serve out a policeman
is the bravest act by which a costermonger can distinguish
himself. Some lads have been imprisoned upwards of a dozen times for this offence; and
are consequently looked upon by their companions as martyrs. When they leave prison
for such an act, a subscription is often got up for their benefit. In their continual warfare
with the force, they resemble many savage nations, from the cunning and treachery they
use. The lads endeavour to take the unsuspecting "crusher" by surprise, and often crouch
at the entrance of a court until a policeman passes, when a stone or a brick is hurled at
him, and the youngster immediately disappears. Their love of revenge too, is extreme -
their hatred being in no way mitigated by time; they will wait for months, following a
policeman who has offended or wronged them, anxiously looking out for an opportunity
of paying back the injury. One boy, I was told, vowed vengeance against a member of the
force, and for six months never allowed the man to escape his notice. At length, one
night, he saw the policeman in a row outside a public-house, and running into the crowd
kicked him savagely, shouting at the same time: "Now, you b -, I've got you at last."
When the boy heard that his persecutor was injured for life, his joy was very great, and he
declared the twelvemonth's imprisonment he was sentenced to for the offence to be "dirt
cheap." The whole of the court where the lad resided sympathized with the boy, and
vowed to a man, that had he escaped, they would have subscribed a pad or two of dry
herrings, to send him into the country until the affair had blown over, for he had shown
himself a "plucky one."
It is called "plucky" to bear pain without complaining. To flinch from expected
suffering is scorned, and he who does so is sneered at and told to wear a gown, as being
more fit to be a woman. To show a disregard for pain, a lad, when without money, will
say to his pal, "Give us a penny, and you may have a punch at my nose." They also
delight in tattooing their chests and arms with anchors, and figures of different kinds.
During the whole of this painful operation, the boy will not flinch, but laugh and joke
with his admiring companions, as if perfectly at ease.
GAMBLING OF COSTERMONGERS.
It would be difficult to find in the whole of this numerous class, a youngster who is not
-what may be safely called -a desperate gambler. At the age of fourteen this love of play
first comes upon the lad, and from that time until he is thirty or so, not a Sunday passes
but he is at his stand on the gambling ground. Even if he has no money to stake, he will
loll away the morning looking on, and so borrow excitement from the successes of others.
Every attempt made by the police, to check this ruinous system, has been unavailing, and
has rather given a gloss of daring courage to the sport, that tends to render it doubly
attractive.
If a costermonger has an hour to spare, his first thought is to gamble away the time. He
does not care what he plays for, so long as he can have a chance of winning something.
Whilst waiting for a market to open, his delight is to find out some pieman and toss him
for his stock, though, by so doing, he risks his marketmoney and only chance of living, to
win that which he will give away to the first friend he meets. For the whole week the boy
will work untiringly, spurred on by the thought of the money to be won on the Sunday.
Nothing will damp his ardour for gambling, the most continued ill-fortune making him
even more reckless than if he were the luckiest man alive.
Many a lad who had gone down to the gambling ground, with a good warm coat upon
his back and his pocket well filled from the Saturday night's market, will leave it at
evening penniless and coatless, having lost all his earnings, stock-money, and the better
part of his clothing. Some of the boys, when desperate with "bad luck," borrow to the
utmost limit of their credit; then they mortgage their " king'sman" or neck-tie, and they
will even change their cord trousers, if better than those of the winner, so as to have one
more chance at the turn of fortune. The coldest winter's day will not stop the Sunday's
gathering on the riverside, for the heat of play warms them in spite of the sharp wind
blowing down the Thames. If the weather be wet, so that the half-pence stick to the
ground, they find out some railwayarch or else a beer-shop, and having filled the tap-
room with their numbers, they muffle the table with handkerchiefs, and play secretly.
When the game is very exciting, they will even forget their hunger, and continue to
gamble until it is too dark to see, before they think of eating. One man told me, that when
he was working the races with lemonade, he had often seen in the centre of a group,
composed of costers, thimble-riggers and showmen, as much as 100l. on the ground at
one time, in gold and silver. A friend of his, who had gone down in company with him,
with a pony-truck of toys, lost in less than an hour his earnings, truck, stock of goods, and great-coat. Vowing to
have his revenge next time, he took his boy on his back, and started off on the tramp to
London, there to borrow sufficient money to bring down a fresh lot of goods on the
morrow, and then gamble away his earnings as before.
It is perfectly immaterial to the coster with whom he plays, whether it be a lad from the
Lambeth potteries, or a thief from the Westminster slums. Very often, too, the gamblers
of one costermonger district, will visit those of another, and work what is called "a plant"
in this way. One of the visitors will go before hand, and, joining a group of gamblers,
commence tossing. When sufficient time has elapsed to remove all suspicion of
companionship, his mate will come up and commence betting on each of his pals' throws
with those standing round. By a curious quickness of hand, a coster can make the toss tell
favourably for his wagering friend, who meets him after the play is over in the evening,
and shares the spoil.
The spots generally chosen for the Sunday's sport are in secret places, half-hidden from
the eye of the passers, where a scout can give quick notice of the approach of the police:
in the fields about King's-cross, or near any unfinished railway buildings. The Mint, St.
George's-fields, Blackfriars'-road, Bethnal-green, and Marylebone, are all favourite
resorts. Between Lambeth and Chelsea, the shingle on the left side of the Thames, is
spotted with small rings of lads, half-hidden behind the barges. One boy (of the party) is
always on the look out, and even if a stranger should advance, the cry is given of
"Namous" or "Kool Eslop." Instantly the money is whipped-up and pocketed, and the
boys stand chattering and laughing together. It is never difficult for a coster to find out
where the gambling parties are, for he has only to stop the first lad he meets, and ask him
where the "erht pu" or "three up" is going on, to discover their whereabouts.
If during the game a cry of "Police!" should be given by the looker-out, instantly a rush
at the money is made by any one in the group, the costers preferring that a stranger
should have the money rather than the policeman. There is also a custom among them,
that the ruined player should be started again by a gift of 2d. in every shilling lost, or, if
the loss is heavy, a present of four or five shillings is made; neither is it considered at all
dishonourable for the party winning to leave with the full bloom of success upon him.
That the description of one of these Sunday scenes might be more truthful, a visit was
paid to a gambling-ring close to -. Although not twenty yards distant from the steam-boat
pier, yet the little party was so concealed among the the coal-barges, that not a head could
be seen. The spot chosen was close to a small narrow court, leading from the street to the
water-side, and here the lad on the look-out was stationed. There were about thirty young
fellows, some tall strapping youths, in the costers' cable-cord costume, -others, mere
boys, in rags, from the potteries, with their clothes stained with clay. The party was
hidden from the river by the black dredger-boats on the beach; and it was so arranged,
that should the alarm be given, they might leap into the coal-barges, and hide until the
intruder had retired. Seated on some oars stretched across two craft, was a mortar-stained
bricklayer, keeping a look-out towards the river, and acting as a sort of umpire in all
disputes. The two that were tossing had been playing together since early morning; and it
was easy to tell which was the loser, by the anxious-looking eye and compressed lip. He
was quarrelsome too; and if the crowd pressed upon him, he would jerk his elbow back
savagely, saying, "I wish to C -t you'd stand backer." The winner, a short man, in a mud-
stained canvas jacket, and a week's yellow beard on his chin, never spake a word beyond
his "heads," or "tails;" but his cheeks were red, and the pipe in his mouth was unlit,
though he puffed at it.
In their hands they each held a long row of halfpence, extending to the wrist, and
topped by shillings and half-crowns. Nearly every one round had coppers in his hands,
and bets were made and taken as rapidly as they could be spoken. "I lost a sov. last night
in less than no time," said one man, who, with his hands in his pockets, was looking on;
"never mind -I musn't have no wenson this week, and try again next Sunday."
The boy who was losing was adopting every means to "bring back his luck again."
Before crying, he would toss up a halfpenny three times, to see what he should call. At
last, with an oath, he pushed aside the boys round him, and shifted his place, to see what
that would do; it had a good effect, for he won toss after toss in a curiously fortunate way,
and then it was strange to watch his mouth gradually relax and his brows unknit. His
opponent was a little startled, and passing his fingers through his dusty hair, said, with a
stupid laugh, "Well, I never see the likes." The betting also began to shift. "Sixpence Ned
wins!" cried three or four; "Sixpence he loses!" answered another; "Done!" and up went
the halfpence. " Halfa-crown Joe loses!" -"Here you are," answered Joe, but he lost again.
"I'll try you a `gen' " (shilling) said a coster; "And a `rouf yenap' " (fourpence), added the
other. "Say a `exes' " (sixpence). -"Done!" and the betting continued, till the ground was
spotted with silver and halfpence.
"That's ten bob he's won in five minutes," said Joe (the loser), looking round with a
forced smile; but Ned (the winner) never spake a word, even when he gave any change to
his antagonist; and if he took a bet, he only nodded to the one that offered it, and threw
down his money. Once, when he picked up more than a sovereign from the ground, that
he had won in one throw, a washed sweep, with a black rim round his neck, said, "There's
a hog!" but there wasn't even a smile at the joke. At last Joe began to feel angry, and stamping his
foot till the water squirted up from the beach, cried, "It's no use; luck's set in him -he'd
muck a thousand!" and so he shifted his ground, and betted all round on the chance of
better fortune attending the movement. He lost again, and some one bantering said,
"You'll win the shinerag, Joe," meaning that he would be "cracked up," or ruined, if he
continued.
When one o'clock struck, a lad left, saying, he was "going to get an inside lining'
(dinner). The sweep asked him what he was going to have. "A two-and-half plate, and a
ha'p'orth of smash" (a plate of soup and a ha'p'orth of mashed potatoes), replied the lad,
bounding into the court. Nobody else seemed to care for his dinner, for all stayed to
watch the gamblers.
Every now and then some one would go up the court to see if the lad watching for the
police was keeping a good look-out; but the boy never deserted his post, for fear of losing
his threepence. If he had, such is the wish to protect the players felt by every lad, that
even whilst at dinner, one of them, if he saw a policeman pass, would spring up and rush
to the gambling ring to give notice.
When the tall youth, "Ned," had won nearly all the silver of the group, he suddenly
jerked his gains into his coat-pocket, and saying, "I've done," walked off, and was out of
sight in an instant. The surprise of the loser and all around was extreme. They looked at
the court where he had disappeared, then at one another, and at last burst out into one
expression of disgust. "There's a scurf!" said one; "He's a regular scab," cried another;
and a coster declared that he was "a trosseno, and no mistake." For although it is held to
be fair for the winner to go whenever he wishes, yet such conduct is never relished by the
losers.
It was then determined that "they would have him to rights" the next time he came to
gamble; for every one would set at him, and win his money, and then "turn up," as he had
done.
The party was then broken up, the players separating to wait for the new-comers that
would be sure to pour in after dinner.
"VIC. GALLERY."
On a good attractive night, the rush of costers to the threepenny gallery of the Coburg
(better known as "the Vic") is peculiar and almost awful.
The long zig-zag staircase that leads to the pay box is crowded to suffocation at least an
hour before the theatre is opened; but, on the occasion of a piece with a good murder in it,
the crowd will frequently collect as early as three o'clock in the afternoon. Lads stand
upon the broad wooden bannisters about 50 feet from the ground, and jump on each
others' backs, or adopt any expedient they can think of to obtain a good place.
The walls of the well-staircase having a remarkably fine echo, and the wooden floor
of the steps serving as a sounding board, the shouting, whistling, and quarrelling of the
impatient young costers is increased tenfold. If, as sometimes happens, a song with a
chorus is started, the ears positively ache with the din, and when the chant has finished it
seems as though a sudden silence had fallen on the people. To the centre of the road, and
all round the door, the mob is in a ferment of excitement, and no sooner is the money-
taker at his post than the most frightful rush takes place, every one heaving with his
shoulder at the back of the person immediately in front of him. The girls shriek, men
shout, and a nervous fear is felt lest the massive staircase should fall in with the weight of
the throng, as it lately did with the most terrible results. If a hat tumbles from the top of
the staircase, a hundred hands snatch at it as it descends. When it is caught a voice roars
above the tumult, "All right, Bill, I've got it" -for they all seem to know one another -
"Keep us a pitch and I'll bring it."
To any one unaccustomed to be pressed flat it would be impossible to enter with the
mob. To see the sight in the gallery it is better to wait until the first piece is over. The
hamsandwich men and pig-trotter women will give you notice when the time is come, for
with the first clatter of the descending footsteps they commence their cries.
There are few grown-up men that go to the "Vic" gallery. The generality of the visitors
are lads from about twelve to three-and-twenty, and though a few black-faced sweeps or
whiteybrown dustmen may be among the throng, the gallery audience consists mainly of
costermongers. Young girls, too, are very plentiful, only one-third of whom now take
their babies, owing to the new regulation of charging half-price for infants. At the foot of
the staircase stands a group of boys begging for the return checks, which they sell again
for 1½d. or 1d., according to the lateness of the hour.
At each step up the well-staircase the warmth and stench increase, until by the time one
reaches the gallery doorway, a furnace-heat rushes out through the entrance that seems to
force you backwards, whilst the odour positively prevents respiration. The mob on the
landing, standing on tiptoe and closely wedged together, resists any civil attempt at
gaining a glimpse of the stage, and yet a coster lad will rush up, elbow his way into the
crowd, then jump up on to the shoulders of those before him, and suddenly disappear into
the body of the gallery.
The gallery at "the Vic" is one of the largest in London. It will hold from 1500 to 2000
people, and runs back to so great a distance, that the end of it is lost in shadow, excepting
where the little gas-jets, against the wall, light up the two or three faces around them.
When the gallery is well packed, it is usual to see piles of boys on each others shoulders
at the back, while on the partition boards, dividing off the slips, lads will pitch themselves, despite the spikes.
As you look up the vast slanting mass of heads from the upper boxes, each one appears
on the move. The huge black heap, dotted with faces, and spotted with white shirt
sleeves, almost pains the eye to look at, and should a clapping of hands commence, the
twinkling nearly blinds you. It is the fashion with the mob to take off their coats; and the
cross-braces on the backs of some, and the bare shoulders peeping out of the ragged shirts
of others, are the only variety to be found. The bonnets of the "ladies" are hung over the
iron railing in front, their numbers nearly hiding the panels, and one of the amusements
of the lads in the back seats consists in pitching orange peel or nutshells into them, a good
aim being rewarded with a shout of laughter.
When the orchestra begins playing, before "the gods" have settled into their seats, it is
impossible to hear a note of music. The puffed-out cheeks of the trumpeters, and the
raised drumsticks tell you that the overture has commenced, but no tune is to be heard.
An occasional burst of the full band being caught by gushes, as if a high wind were
raging. Recognitions take place every moment, and "Bill Smith" is called to in a loud
voice from one side, and a shout in answer from the other asks "What's up?" Or family
secrets are revealed, and "Bob Triller" is asked where "Sal" is, and replies amid a roar of
laughter, that she is "a-larning the pynanney."
By-and-by a youngster, who has come in late, jumps up over the shoulders at the door,
and doubling himself into a ball, rolls down over the heads in front, leaving a trail of
commotion for each one as he passes aims a blow at the fellow. Presently a fight is sure
to begin, and then every one rises from his seat whistling and shouting; three or four pairs
of arms fall to, the audience waving their hands till the moving mass seems like
microscopic eels in paste. But the commotion ceases suddenly on the rising of the curtain,
and then the cries of "Silence!" "Ord-a-a-r!" "Ord-a-a-r!" make more noise than ever.
The "Vic" gallery is not to be moved by touching sentiment. They prefer vigorous
exercise to any emotional speech. "The Child of the Storm's" declaration that she would
share her father's "death or imprisonment as her duty," had no effect at all, compared with
the split in the hornpipe. The shrill whistling and brayvos that followed the tar's
performance showed how highly it was relished, and one "god" went so far as to ask
"how it was done." The comic actor kicking a dozen Polish peasants was encored, but the
grand banquet of the Czar of all the Russias only produced merriment, and a request that
he would "give them a bit" was made directly the Emperor took the willow-patterned
plate in his hand. All affecting situations were sure to be interrupted by cries of "orda-a-
r;" and the lady begging for her father's life was told to "speak up old gal;" though
when the heroine of the "dummestic dreamer" (as they call it) told the general of all the
Cossack forces "not to be a fool," the uproar of approbation grew greater than ever, -and
when the lady turned up her swan's-down cuffs, and seizing four Russian soldiers shook
them successively by the collar, then the enthusiasm knew no bounds, and the cries of
"Bray-vo Vincent! Go it my tulip!" resounded from every throat.
Altogether the gallery audience do not seem to be of a gentle nature. One poor little lad
shouted out in a crying tone, "that he couldn't see," and instantly a dozen voices
demanded "that he should be thrown over."
Whilst the pieces are going on, brown, flat bottles are frequently raised to the mouth,
and between the acts a man with a tin can, glittering in the gas-light, goes round crying,
"Port-a-a-a-r! who's for port-a-a-a-r." As the heat increased the faces grew bright red,
every bonnet was taken off, and ladies could be seen wiping the perspiration from their
cheeks with the play-bills.
No delay between the pieces will be allowed, and should the interval appear too long,
some one will shout out -referring to the curtain "Pull up that there winder blind!" or they
will call to the orchestra, saying, "Now then you catgut-scrapers! Let's have a ha'purth of
liveliness." Neither will they suffer a play to proceed until they have a good view of the
stage, and "Higher the blue," is constantly shouted, when the sky is too low, or "Light up
the moon," when the transparency is rather dim.
The dances and comic songs, between the pieces, are liked better than anything else. A
highland fling is certain to be repeated, and a stamping of feet will accompany the tune,
and a shrill whistling, keep time through the entire performance.
But the grand hit of the evening is always when a song is sung to which the entire
gallery can join in chorus. Then a deep silence prevails all through the stanzas. Should
any burst in before his time, a shout of "orda-a-r" is raised, and the intruder put down by
a thousand indignant cries. At the proper time, however, the throats of the mob burst forth
in all their strength. The most deafening noise breaks out suddenly, while the cat-calls
keep up the tune, and an imitation of a dozen Mr. Punches squeak out the words. Some
actors at the minor theatres make a great point of this, and in the bill upon the night of my
visit, under the title of "There's a good time coming, boys," there was printed, "assisted
by the most numerous and effective chorus in the metropolis -" meaning the whole of the
gallery. The singer himself started the mob, saying, "Now then, the Exeter Hall touch if
you please gentlemen," and beat time with his hand, parodying M. Jullien with his baton.
An "angcore" on such occasions is always demanded, and, despite a few murmurs of "change it to `Duck-legged Dick,' " invariably
insisted on.
THE POLITICS OF COSTERMONGERS. POLICEMEN.
The notion of the police is so intimately blended with what may be called the politics of
the costermongers that I give them together.
The politics of these people are detailed in a few words -they are nearly all Chartists.
"You might say, sir," remarked one of my informants, "that they all were Chartists, but as
its better you should rather be under than over the mark, say nearly all." Their ignorance,
and their being impulsive, makes them a dangerous class. I am assured that in every
district where the costermongers are congregated, one or two of the body, more
intelligent than the others, have great influence over them; and these leading men are all
Chartists, and being industrious and not unprosperous persons, their pecuniary and
intellectual superiority cause them to be regarded as oracles. One of these men said to
me: "The costers think that working-men know best, and so they have confidence in us. I
like to make men discontented, and I will make them discontented while the present
system continues, because it's all for the middle and the moneyed classes, and nothing, in
the way of rights, for the poor. People fancy when all's quiet that all's stagnating.
Propagandism is going on for all that. It's when all's quiet that the seed's a growing.
Republicans and Socialists are pressing their doctrines."
The costermongers have very vague notions of an aristocracy; they call the more
prosperous of their own body "aristocrats." Their notions of an aristocracy of birth or
wealth seem to be formed on their opinion of the rich, or reputed rich salesmen with
whom they deal; and the result is anything but favourable to the nobility.
Concerning free-trade, nothing, I am told, can check the costermongers' fervour for a
cheap loaf. A Chartist costermonger told me that he knew numbers of costers who were
keen Chartists without understanding anything about the six points.
The costermongers frequently attend political meetings, going there in bodies of from
six to twelve. Some of them, I learned, could not understand why Chartist leaders
exhorted them to peace and quietness, when they might as well fight it out with the police
at once. The costers boast, moreover, that they stick more together in any "row" than any
other class. It is considered by them a reflection on the character of the thieves that they
are seldom true to one another.
It is a matter of marvel to many of this class that people can live without working. The
ignorant costers have no knowledge of " property," or "income," and conclude that the
nonworkers all live out of the taxes. Of the taxes generally they judge from their
knowledge that tobacco, which they account a necessary of life, pays 3s. per lb. duty.
As regards the police, the hatred of a costermonger to a "peeler" is intense, and with
their opinion of the police, all the more ignorant unite that of the governing power. "Can
you wonder at it, sir," said a costermonger to me, "that I hate the police? They drive us
about, we must move on, we can't stand here, and we can't pitch there. But if we're
cracked up, that is if we're forced to go into the Union (I've known it both at Clerkenwell
and the City of London workhouses,) why the parish gives us money to buy a barrow, or
a shallow, or to hire them, and leave the house and start for ourselves: and what's the use
of that, if the police won't let us sell our goods? -Which is right, the parish or the police?"
To thwart the police in any measure the costermongers readily aid one another. One
very common procedure, if the policeman has seized a barrow, is to whip off a wheel,
while the officers have gone for assistance; for a large and loaded barrow requires two
men to convey it to the green-yard. This is done with great dexterity; and the next step is
to dispose of the stock to any passing costers, or to any "standing" in the neighbourhood,
and it is honestly accounted for. The policemen, on their return, find an empty, and
unwheelable barrow, which they must carry off by main strength, amid the jeers of the
populace.
I am assured that in case of a political riot every "coster" would seize his policeman.
MARRIAGE AND CONCUBINAGE OF COSTERMONGERS.
Only one-tenth -at the outside one-tenth -of the couples living together and carrying on
the costermongering trade, are married. In Clerkenwell parish, however, where the
number of married couples is about a fifth of the whole, this difference is easily
accounted for, as in Advent and Easter the incumbent of that parish marries poor couples
without a fee. Of the rights of "legitimate" or "illegitimate" children the costermongers
understand nothing, and account it a mere waste of money and time to go through the
ceremony of wedlock when a pair can live together, and be quite as well regarded by
their fellows, without it. The married women associate with the unmarried mothers of
families without the slightest scruple. There is no honour attached to the marriage state,
and no shame to concubinage. Neither are the unmarried women less faithful to their
"partners" than the married; but I understand that, of the two classes, the unmarried
betray the most jealousy.
As regards the fidelity of these women I was assured that, "in anything like good
times," they were rigidly faithful to their husbands or paramours; but that, in the worst
pinch of poverty, a departure from this fidelity -if it provided a few meals or a fire -was
not considered at all heinous. An old costermonger, who had been mixed up with other
callings, and whose prejudices were certainly not in favour of his present trade, said to me, "What I call the
working girls, sir, are as industrious and as faithful a set as can well be. I'm satisfied that
they're more faithful to their mates than other poor working women. I never knew one of
these working girls do wrong that way. They're strong, hearty, healthy girls, and keep
clean rooms. Why, there's numbers of men leave their stockmoney with their women, just
taking out two or three shillings to gamble with and get drunk upon. They sometimes take
a little drop themselves, the women do, and get beaten by their husbands for it, and
hardest beaten if the man's drunk himself. They're sometimes beaten for other things too,
or for nothing at all. But they seem to like the men better for their beating them. I never
could make that out." Notwithstanding this fidelity, it appears that the "larking and
joking" of the young, and sometimes of the middle-aged people, among themselves, is
anything but delicate. The unmarried separate as seldom as the married. The fidelity
characterizing the women does not belong to the men.
The dancing-rooms are the places where matches are made up. There the boys go to
look out for "mates," and sometimes a match is struck up the first night of meeting, and
the couple live together forthwith. The girls at these dances are all the daughters of
costermongers, or of persons pursuing some other course of street life. Unions take place
when the lad is but 14. Two or three out of 100 have their female helpmates at that early
age; but the female is generally a couple of years older than her partner. Nearly all the
costermongers form such alliances as I have described, when both parties are under
twenty. One reason why these alliances are contracted at early ages is, that when a boy
has assisted his father, or any one engaging him, in the business of a costermonger, he
knows that he can borrow money, and hire a shallow or a barrow -or he may have saved
5s. -"and then if the father vexes him or snubs him," said one of my informants, "he'll tell
his father to go to h -l, and he and his gal will start on their own account."
Most of the costermongers have numerous families, but not those who contract
alliances very young. The women continue working down to the day of their
confinement.
"Chance children," as they are called, or children unrecognised by any father, are rare
among the young women of the costermongers.
RELIGION OF COSTERMONGERS.
An intelligent and trustworthy man, until very recently actively engaged in
costermongering, computed that not 3 in 100 costermongers had ever been in the interior
of a church, or any place of worship, or knew what was meant by Christianity. The same
person gave me the following account, which was confirmed by others:
"The costers have no religion at all, and very little notion, or none at all, of what
religion or a future state is. Of all things they hate tracts. They hate them because the
people leaving them never give them anything, and as they can't read the tract -not one in
forty -they're vexed to be bothered with it. And really what is the use of giving people
reading before you've taught them to read? Now, they respect the City Missionaries,
because they read to them -and the costers will listen to reading when they don't
understand it -and because they visit the sick, and sometimes give oranges and such like
to them and the children. I've known a City Missionary buy a shilling's worth of oranges
of a coster, and give them away to the sick and the children -most of them belonging to
the costermongers -down the court, and that made him respected there. I think the City
Missionaries have done good. But I'm satisfied that if the costers had to profess
themselves of some religion to-morrow, they would all become Roman Catholics, every
one of them. This is the reason: -London costers live very often in the same courts and
streets as the poor Irish, and if the Irish are sick, be sure there comes to them the priest,
the Sisters of Charity -they are good women -and some other ladies. Many a man that's
not a Catholic, has rotted and died without any good person near him. Why, I lived a
good while in Lambeth, and there wasn't one coster in 100, I'm satisfied, knew so much
as the rector's name, -though Mr. Dalton's a very good man. But the reason I was telling
you of, sir, is that the costers reckon that religion's the best that gives the most in charity,
and they think the Catholics do this. I'm not a Catholic myself, but I believe every word
of the Bible, and have the greater belief that it's the word of God because it teaches
democracy. The Irish in the courts get sadly chaffed by the others about their priests, -but
they'll die for the priest. Religion is a regular puzzle to the costers. They see people come
out of church and chapel, and as they're mostly well dressed, and there's very few of their
own sort among the church-goers, the costers somehow mix up being religious with being
respectable, and so they have a queer sort of feeling about it. It's a mystery to them. It's
shocking when you come to think of it. They'll listen to any preacher that goes among
them; and then a few will say -I've heard it often -`A b -y fool, why don't he let people go
to h-ll their own way?' There's another thing that makes the costers think so well of the
Catholics. If a Catholic coster -there's only very few of them -is `cracked up' (penniless),
he's often started again, and the others have a notion that it's through some chapel-fund. I
don't know whether it is so or not, but I know the cracked-up men are started again, if
they're Catholics. It's still the stranger that the regular costermongers, who are nearly all
Londoners, should have such respect for the Roman Catholice, when they have such a
hatred of the Irish, whom they look upon as intruders and underminers." -"If a missionary
came among us with plenty of money," said another costermonger, "he might make us all Christians or
Turks, or anything he liked." Neither the Latter-day Saints, nor any similar sect, have
made converts among the costermongers.
OF THE UNEDUCATED STATE OF COSTERMONGERS.
I have stated elsewhere, that only about one in ten of the regular costermongers is able
to read. The want of education among both men and women is deplorable, and I tested it
in several instances. The following statement, however, from one of the body, is no more
to be taken as representing the ignorance of the class generally, than are the clear and
discriminating accounts I received from intelligent costermongers to be taken as
representing the intelligence of the body.
The man with whom I conversed, and from whom I received the following statement,
seemed about thirty. He was certainly not ill-looking, but with a heavy cast of
countenance, his light blue eyes having little expression. His statements, or opinions, I
need hardly explain, were given both spontaneously in the course of conversation, and in
answer to my questions. I give them almost verbatim, omitting oaths and slang:
"Well, times is bad, sir," he said, "but it's a deadish time. I don't do so well at present as
in middlish times, I think. When I served the Prince of Naples, not far from here (I
presume that he alluded to the Prince of Capua), I did better and times was better. That
was five years ago, but I can't say to a year or two. He was a good customer, and was
wery fond of peaches. I used to sell them to him, at 12s. the plasket when they was new.
The plasket held a dozen, and cost me 6s. at Covent-garden -more sometimes; but I didn't
charge him more when they did. His footman was a black man, and a ignorant man quite,
and his housekeeper was a Englishwoman. He was the Prince o' Naples, was my
customer; but I don't know what he was like, for I never saw him. I've heard that he was
the brother of the king of Naples. I can't say where Naples is, but if you was to ask at
Euston-square, they'll tell you the fare there and the time to go it in. It may be in France
for anything I know may Naples, or in Ireland. Why don't you ask at the square? I went to
Croydon once by rail, and slept all the way without stirring, and so you may to Naples for
anything I know. I never heard of the Pope being a neighbour of the King of Naples. Do
you mean living next door to him? But I don't know nothing of the King of Naples, only
the prince. I don't know what the Pope is. Is he any trade? It's nothing to me, when he's
no customer of mine. I have nothing to say about nobody that ain't no customers. My
crabs is caught in the sea, in course. I gets them at Billingsgate. I never saw the sea, but
it's salt-water, I know. I can't say whereabouts it lays. I believe it's in the hands of the
Billingsgate salesmen -all of it? I've heard of shipwrecks at sea, caused by drownding, in
course. I never heard that the Prince of Naples was ever at sea. I like to talk about him, he
was such a customer when he lived near here." (Here he repeated his account of the
supply of peaches to his Royal Highness.) "I never was in France, no, sir, never. I don't
know the way. Do you think I could do better there? I never was in the Republic there.
What's it like? Bonaparte? O, yes; I've heard of him. He was at Waterloo. I didn't know
he'd been alive now and in France, as you ask me about him. I don't think you're larking,
sir. Did I hear of the French taking possession of Naples, and Bonaparte making his
brother-in-law king? Well, I didn't, but it may be true, because I served the Prince of
Naples, what was the brother of the king. I never heard whether the Prince was the king's
older brother or his younger. I wish he may turn out his older if there's property coming
to him, as the oldest has the first turn; at least so I've heard first come, first served. I've
worked the streets and the courts at all times. I've worked them by moonlight, but you
couldn't see the moonlight where it was busy. I can't say how far the moon's off us. It's
nothing to me, but I've seen it a good bit higher than St. Paul's. I don't know nothing
about the sun. Why do you ask? It must be nearer than the moon for it's warmer, -and if
they're both fire, that shows it. It's like the tap-room grate and that bit of a gas-light; to
compare the two is. What was St. Paul's that the moon was above? A church, sir; so I've
heard. I never was in a church. O, yes, I've heard of God; he made heaven and earth; I
never heard of his making the sea; that's another thing, and you can best learn about that
at Billingsgate. (He seemed to think that the sea was an appurtenance of Billingsgate.)
Jesus Christ? Yes. I've heard of him. Our Redeemer? Well, I only wish I could redeem
my Sunday togs from my uncle's."
Another costermonger, in answer to inquiries, said: "I 'spose you think us 'riginal coves
that you ask. We're not like Methusalem, or some such swell's name, (I presume that
Malthus was meant) as wanted to murder children afore they was born, as I once heerd
lectured about -we're nothing like that."
Another on being questioned, and on being told that the information was wanted for the
press, replied: "The press? I'll have nothing to say to it. We are oppressed enough
already."
That a class numbering 30,000 should be permitted to remain in a state of almost
brutish ignorance is a national disgrace. If the London costers belong especially to the
"dangerous classes," the danger of such a body is assuredly an evil of our own creation;
for the gratitude of the poor creatures to any one who seeks to give them the least
knowledge is almost pathetic.
LANGUAGE OF COSTERMONGERS.
The slang language of the costermongers is not very remarkable for originality of
construction; it possesses no humour: but they boast that it is known only to themselves;
it is far beyond the Irish, they say, and puzzles the Jews. The root of the costermonger
tongue, so to speak, is to give the words spelt backward, or rather pronounced rudely
backward, -for in my present chapter the language has, I believe, been reduced to
orthography for the first time. With this backward pronunciation, which is very arbitrary,
are mixed words reducible to no rule and seldom referrable to any origin, thus
complicating the mystery of this unwritten tongue; while any syllable is added to a proper
slang word, at the discretion of the speaker.
Slang is acquired very rapidly, and some costermongers will converse in it by the hour.
The women use it sparingly; the girls more than the women; the men more than the
girls ; and the boys most of all. The most ignorant of all these classes deal most in
slang and boast of their cleverness and proficiency in it. In their conversations among
themselves, the following are invariably the terms used in money matters. A rude back-
spelling may generally be traced:
Flatch - Halfpenny.
Yenep - Penny.
Owt-yenep - Twopence.
Erth-yenep - Threepence.
Rouf-yenep- Fourpence.
Ewif-yenep - Fivepence.
Exis-yenep - Sixpence.
Neves-yenep - Sevenpence.
Teaich-yenep - Eightpence.
Enine-yenep - Ninepence.
Net-yenep - Tenpence.
Leven - Elevenpence.
Gen - Twelvepence.
Yenep-flatch - Three half-pence.
and so on through the penny-halfpennies.
It was explained to me by a costermonger, who had introduced some new words into
the slang, that "leven" was allowed so closely to resemble the proper word, because
elevenpence was almost an unknown sum to costermongers, the transition -weights and
measures notwithstanding -being immediate from 10d. to 1s.
"Gen" is a shilling and the numismatic sequence is pursued with the gens, as regards
shillings, as with the "yeneps" as regards pence. The blending of the two is also
according to the same system as "Owt-gen, teaichyenep" two-and-eightpence. The
exception to the uniformity of the "gen" enumeration is in the sum of 8s., which instead
of " teaichgen" is "teaich-guy:" a deviation with ample precedents in all civilised tongues.
As regards the larger coins the translation into slang is not reducible into rule. The
following are the costermonger coins of the higher value:
Couter - Sovereign.
Half-Couter, or Netgen - Half-sovereign.
Ewif-gen - Crown.
Flatch-ynork - Half-crown.
The costermongers still further complicate their slang by a mode of multiplication.
They thus say, "Erth Ewif-gens" or 3 times 5s., which means of course 15s.
Speaking of this language, a costermonger said to me: "The Irish can't tumble to it
anyhow; the Jews can tumble better, but we're their masters. Some of the young salesmen
at Billingsgate understand us, -but only at Billingsgate; and they think they're uncommon
clever, but they're not quite up to the mark. The police don't understand us at all. It would
be a pity if they did."
I give a few more phrases:
A doogheno or dabheno? - It is a good or bad market?
A regular trosseno - A regular bad one.
On - No.
Say - Yes.
Tumble to your barrikin - Understand you.
Top o' reeb - Pot of beer.
Doing dab - Doing badly.
Cool him - Look at him.
The latter phrase is used when one costermonger warns another of the approach of a
policeman "who might order him to move on, or be otherwise unpleasant." "Cool" (look)
is exclaimed, or "Cool him" (look at him). One costermonger told me as a great joke that
a very stout policeman, who was then new to the duty, was when in a violent state of
perspiration, much offended by a costermonger saying "Cool him."
Cool the esclop - Look at the police.
Cool the namesclop - Look at the policeman.
Cool ta the dillo nemo - Look at the old woman;
said of any woman, young or old, who, according to costermonger notions, is "giving
herself airs."
This language seems confined, in its general use, to the immediate objects of the
costermonger's care; but is, among the more acute members of the fraternity, greatly
extended, and is capable of indefinite extension.
The costermongers oaths, I may conclude, are all in the vernacular; nor are any of the
common salutes, such as "How d'you do?" or "Good-night" known to their slang.
Kennetseeno - Stinking;
(applied principally to the quality of fish.)
Flatch kanurd - Half-drunk.
Flash it - Show it;
(in cases of bargains offered.)
On doog - No good.
Cross chap - A thief.
Showfulls - Bad money;
(seldom in the hands of costermongers.)
I'm on to the deb - I'm going to bed.
Do the tightner - Go to dinner.
Nommus - Be off
Tol - Lot, Stock, or Share.
Many costermongers, "but principally -perhaps entirely," -I was told, "those who had
not been regular born and bred to the trade, but had taken to it when cracked up in their
own," do not trouble themselves to acquire any knowledge of slang. It is not
indispensable for the carrying on of their business; the grand object, however, seems to
be, to shield their bargainings at market, or their conversation among themselves
touching their day's work and profits, from the knowledge of any Irish or uninitiated
fellow-traders.
The simple principle of costermonger slang that of pronouncing backward, may cause
its acquirement to be regarded by the educated as a matter of ease. But it is a curious fact
that lads who become costermongers' boys, without previous association with the class,
acquire a very ready command of the language, and this though they are not only unable
to spell, but don't "know a letter in a book." I saw one lad, whose parents had, until five
or six months back, resided in the country. The lad himself was fourteen; he told me he
had not been "a costermongering" more than three months, and prided himself on his
mastery over slang. To test his ability, I asked him the coster's word for "hippopotamus;"
he answered, with tolerable readiness, "musatoppop." I then asked him for the like
rendering of "equestrian" (one of Astley's bills having caught my eye). He replied, but not
quite so readily, "nirtseque." The last test to which I subjected him was "good-naturedly;"
and though I induced him to repeat the word twice, I could not, on any of the three
renderings, distinguish any precise sound beyond an indistinct gabbling, concluded
emphatically with "doog:" -"good" being a word with which all these traders are familiar.
It must be remembered, that the words I demanded were remote from the young
costermonger's vocabulary, if not from his understanding.
Before I left this boy, he poured forth a minute or more's gibberish, of which, from its
rapid utterance, I could distinguish nothing; but I found from his after explanation, that it
was a request to me to make a further purchase of his walnuts.
This slang is utterly devoid of any applicability to humour. It gives no new fact, or
approach to a fact, for philologists. One superior genius among the costers, who has
invented words for them, told me that he had no system for coining his term. He gave to
the known words some terminating syllable, or, as he called it, "a new turn, just," to use
his own words, "as if he chorussed them, with a tol-de-rol." The intelligence
communicated in this slang is, in a great measure, communicated, as in other slang, as
much by the inflection of the voice, the emphasis, the tone, the look, the shrug, the nod,
the wink, as by the words spoken.
OF THE NICKNAMES OF COSTERMONGERS.
Like many rude, and almost all wandering communities, the costermongers, like the
cabmen and pickpockets, are hardly ever known by their real names; even the honest men
among them are distinguished by some strange appellation. Indeed, they are all known
one to another by nicknames, which they acquire either by some mode of dress, some
remark that has ensured costermonger applause, some peculiarity in trading, or some
defect or singularly in personal appearance. Men are known as "Rotten Herrings,"
"Spuddy" (a seller of bad potatoes, until beaten by the Irish for his bad wares,) "Curly" (a
man with a curly head), "Foreigner" (a man who had been in the Spanish-Legion),
"Brassy" (a very saucy person), "Gaffy" (once a performer), "The One-eyed Buffer," "
Jawbreaker," "Pine-apple Jack," "Cast-iron Poll" (her head having been struck with a pot
without injury to her), "Whilky," "Blackwall Poll" (a woman generally having two black
eyes), "Lushy Bet," "Dirty Sall" (the costermongers generally objecting to dirtywomen),
and " Dancing Sue."
OF THE EDUCATION OF COSTERMONGERS' CHILDREN.
I have used the heading of "Education," but perhaps to say "non-education," would be
more suitable. Very few indeed of the costermongers' children are sent even to the
Ragged Schools; and if they are, from all I could learn, it is done more that the mother
may be saved the trouble of tending them at home, than from any desire that the children
shall acquire useful knowledge. Both boys and girls are sent out by their parents in the
evening to sell nuts, oranges, &c., at the doors of the theatres, or in any public place, or
"round the houses" (a stated circuit from their place of abode). This trade they pursue
eagerly for the sake of "bunts," though some carry home the money they take, very
honestly. The costermongers are kind to their children, "perhaps in a rough way, and the
women make regular pets of them very often." One experienced man told me, that he had
seen a poor costermonger's wife -one of the few who could read -instructing her children
in reading; but such instances were very rare. The education of these children is such only
as the streets afford; and the streets teach them, for the most part -and in greater or lesser
degrees, -acuteness -a precocious acuteness -in all that concerns their immediate wants,
business, or gratifications; a patient endurance of cold and hunger; a desire to obtain
money without working for it; a craving for the excitement of gambling; an inordinate
love of amusement; and an irrepressible repugnance to any settled in-door industry.
THE LITERATURE OF COSTERMONGERS.
We have now had an inkling of the London costermonger's notions upon politics and
religion. We have seen the brutified state in which he is allowed by society to remain,
though possessing the same faculties and susceptibilities as ourselves -the same power to
perceive and admire the forms of truth, beauty, and goodness, as even the very highest in
the state. We have witnessed how, instinct with all the elements of manhood and
beasthood, the qualities of the beast are principally developed in him, while those of the
man are stunted in their growth. It now remains for us to look into some other matters
concerning this curious class of people, and, first, of their literature:
It may appear anomalous to speak of the literature of an uneducated body, but even the
costermongers have their tastes for books. They are very fond of hearing any one read
aloud to them, and listen very attentively. One man often reads the Sunday paper of the
beer-shop to them, and on a fine summer's evening a costermonger, or any neighbour
who has the advantage of being "a schollard," reads aloud to them in the courts they
inhabit. What they love best to listen to -and, indeed, what they are most eager for -are
Reynolds's periodicals, especially the "Mysteries of the Court." "They've got tired of
Lloyd's blood-stained stories," said one man, who was in the habit of reading to them,
"and I'm satisfied that, of all London, Reynolds is the most popular man among them.
They stuck to him in Trafalgar-square, and would again. They all say he's `a trump,' and
Feargus O'Connor's another trump with them.' "
One intelligent man considered that the spirit of curiosity manifested by costermongers,
as regards the information or excitement derived from hearing stories read, augured well
for the improvability of the class.
Another intelligent costermonger, who had recently read some of the cheap periodicals
to ten or twelve men, women, and boys, all costermongers, gave me an account of the
comments made by his auditors. They had assembled, after their day's work or their
rounds, for the purpose of hearing my informant read the last number of some of the
penny publications.
"The costermongers," said my informant, "are very fond of illustrations. I have known a
man, what couldn't read, buy a periodical what had an illustration, a little out of the
common way perhaps, just that he might learn from some one, who could read, what it
was all about. They have all heard of Cruikshank, and they think everything funny is by
him -funny scenes in a play and all. His `Bottle' was very much admired. I heard one man
say it was very prime, and showed what `lush' did, but I saw the same man," added my
informant, "drunk three hours afterwards. Look you here, sir," he continued, turning over
a periodical, for he had the number with him, "here's a portrait of `Catherine of Russia.'
`Tell us all about her,' said one man to me last night; read it; what was she?' When I had
read it," my informant continued, "another man, to whom I showed it, said, `Don't the
cove as did that know a deal?' for they fancy -at least, a many do -that one man writes a
whole periodical, or a whole newspaper. Now here," proceeded my friend, "you see's an
engraving of a man hung up, burning over a fire, and some costers would go mad if they
couldn't learn what he'd been doing, who he was, and all about him. `But about the
picture?' they would say, and this is a very common question put by them whenever they
see an engraving.
"Here's one of the passages that took their fancy wonderfully, my informant observed:
`With glowing cheeks, flashing eyes, and palpitating bosom, Venetia Trelawney rushed
back into the refresh ment-room, where she threw herself into one of the arm-chairs
already noticed. But scarcely had she thus sunk down upon the flocculent cushion, when
a sharp click, as of some mechanism giving way, met her ears; and at the same instant her
wrists were caught in manacles which sprang out of the arms of the treacherous chair,
while two steel bands started from the richlycarved back and grasped her shoulders. A
shriek burst from her lips -she struggled violently, but all to no purpose: for she was a
captive -and powerless!
`We should observe that the manacles and the steel bands which had thus fastened upon
her, were covered with velvet, so that they inflicted no positive injury upon her, nor even
produced the slightest abrasion of her fair and polished skin.'
Here all my audience," said the man to me, "broke out with -`Aye! that's the way the
harristocrats hooks it. There's nothing o' that sort among us; the rich has all that barrikin
to themselves.' `Yes, that's the b -way the taxes goes in,' shouted a woman.
"Anything about the police sets them a talking at once. This did when I read it:
`The Ebenezers still continued their fierce struggle, and, from the noise they made,
seemed as if they were tearing each other to pieces, to the wild roar of a chorus of
profane swearing. The alarm, as Bloomfield had predicted, was soon raised, and some
two or three policemen, with their bull's-eyes, and still more effective truncheons,
speedily restored order.'
`The blessed crushers is everywhere,' shouted one. `I wish I'd been there to have had a
shy at the eslops,' said another. And then a man sung out: `O, don't I like the Bobbys?'
"If there's any foreign language which can't be explained, I've seen the costers," my
informant went on, "annoyed at it -quite annoyed. Another time I read part of one of
Lloyd's numbers to them -but they like something spicier. One article in them -here it is -
finishes in this way:
"The social habits and costumes of the Magyar noblesse have almost all the
characteristics of the corresponding class in Ireland. This word noblesse is one of wide
signification in Hungary; and one may with great truth say of this strange nation, that `qui
n'est point noble n'est rien.' "
`I can't tumble to that barrikin,' said a young fellow; `it's a jaw-breaker. But if this here
what d'ye call it, you talk about -was like the Irish, why they was a rum lot.' `Noblesse,'
said a man that's considered a clever fellow, from having once learned his letters, though
he can't read or write. `Noblesse!' Blessed if I know what he's up to.' Here there was a regular
laugh."
From other quarters I learned that some of the costermongers who were able to read, or
loved to listen to reading, purchased their literature in a very commercial spirit,
frequently buying the periodical which is the largest in size, because when "they've got
the reading out of it," as they say, "it's worth a halfpenny for the barrow."
Tracts they will rarely listen to, but if any persevering man will read tracts, and state
that he does it for their benefit and improvement, they listen without rudeness, though
often with evident unwillingness. "Sermons or tracts," said one of their body to me,
"gives them the 'orrors." Costermongers purchase, and not unfrequently, the first number
of a penny periodical, "to see what it's like."
The tales of robbery and bloodshed, of heroic, eloquent, and gentlemanly highwaymen,
or of gipsies turning out to be nobles, now interest the costermongers but little, although
they found great delight in such stories a few years back. Works relating to Courts,
potentates, or " harristocrats," are the most relished by these rude people.
OF THE HONESTY OF COSTERMONGERS.
I heard on all hands that the costers never steal from one another, and never wink at any
one stealing from a neighbouring stall. Any stallkeeper will leave his stall untended to get
his dinner, his neighbour acting for him; sometimes he will leave it to enjoy a game at
skittles. It was computed for me, that property worth 10,000l. belonging to costers is
daily left exposed in the streets or at the markets, almost entirely unwatched, the
policeman or market-keeper only passing at intervals. And yet thefts are rarely heard of,
and when heard of are not attributable to costermongers, but to regular thieves. The way
in which the sum of 10,000l. was arrived at, is this: "In Hooper-street, Lambeth," said my
informant, "there are thirty barrows and carts exposed on an evening, left in the street,
with nobody to see to them; left there all night. That is only one street. Each barrow and
board would be worth, on the average, 2l. 5s., and that would be 75l. In the other bye-
streets and courts off the New-cut are six times as many, Hooper-street having the most.
This would give 525l. in all, left unwatched of a night. There are, throughout London,
twelve more districts besides the New-cut -at least twelve districts -and, calculating the
same amount in these, we have, altogether, 6,300l. worth of barrows. Taking in other
bye-streets, we may safely reckon it at 4,000 barrows; for the numbers I have given in the
thirteen places are 2,520, and 1,480 added is moderate. At least half of those which are in
use next day, are left unwatched; more, I have no doubt, but say half. The stock of these
2,000 will average 10s. each, or 1,000l.; and the barrows will be worth 4,500l.; in all
5,500l., and the property exposed on the stalls and the markets will be double in
amount, or 11,000l. in value, every day, but say 10,000l.
"Besides, sir," I was told, "the thieves won't rob the costers so often as they will the
shopkeepers. It's easier to steal from a butcher's or bacon-seller's open window than from
a costermonger's stall or barrow, because the shopkeeper's eye can't be always on his
goods. But there's always some one to give an eye to a coster's property. At Billingsgate
the thieves will rob the salesmen far readier than they will us. They know we'd take it out
of them readier if they were caught. It's Lynch law with us. We never give them in
charge."
The costermongers' boys will, I am informed, cheat their employers, but they do not
steal from them. The costers' donkey stables have seldom either lock or latch, and
sometimes oysters, and other things which the donkey will not molest, are left there, but
are never stolen.
OF THE CONVEYANCES OF THE COSTERMONGERS AND OTHER STREET-SELLERS.
We now come to consider the matters relating more particularly to the commercial life
of the costermonger.
All who pass along the thoroughfares of the Metropolis, bestowing more than a cursory
glance upon the many phases of its busy street life, must be struck with astonishment to
observe the various modes of conveyance, used by those who resort to the public
thoroughfares for a livelihood. From the more provident costermonger's