MR. PEEWIT (goaded into reckless action by the impetuous MRS.
P.). "I - I - I shall report you to your Master, Conductor, for not
putting us down at the corner -"
CONDUCTOR. "Lor' bless yer 'art, Sir, it ain't my Master as I'm afraid on! I'm like you - it's my MISSUS!"
Punch, 5th October, 1861