Victorian London - Shops and Shopping - Second-hand furniture
When we affirm that brokers' shops are strange
places, and that if an authentic history of their contents could be procured, it
would furnish many a page of amusement, and many a melancholy tale, it is
necessary to explain the class of shops to which we allude. Perhaps when we make
use of the term 'Brokers' Shop,' the minds of our readers will at once picture
large, handsome warehouses, exhibiting a long perspective of French-polished
dining-tables, rosewood chiffoniers, and mahogany wash-hand-stands, with an
occasional vista of a four-post bedstead and hangings, and an appropriate
foreground of dining-room chairs. Perhaps they will imagine that we mean an
humble class of second-hand furniture repositories. Their imagination will then
naturally lead them to that street at the back of Long-acre, which is composed
almost entirely of brokers' shops; where you walk through groves of deceitful,
showy-looking furniture, and where the prospect is occasionally enlivened by a
bright red, blue, and yellow hearth-rug, embellished with the pleasing device of
a mail-coach at full speed, or a strange animal, supposed to have been
originally intended for a dog, with a mass of worsted-work in his mouth, which
conjecture has likened to a basket of flowers.
This, by-the-bye, is a tempting article to young wives in the
humbler ranks of life, who have a first-floor front to furnish - they are lost
in admiration, and hardly know which to admire most. The dog is very beautiful,
but they have a dog already on the best tea-tray, and two more on the
mantel-piece. Then, there is something so genteel about that mail-coach; and the
passengers outside (who are all hat) give it such an air of reality! The goods
here are adapted to the taste, or rather to the means, of cheap purchasers.
There are some of the most beautiful LOOKING Pembroke tables that were ever
beheld: the wood as green as the trees in the Park, and the leaves almost as
certain to fall off in the course of a year. There is also a most extensive
assortment of tent and turn-up bedsteads, made of stained wood, and innumerable
specimens of that base imposition on society - a sofa bedstead. A turn-up
bedstead is a blunt, honest piece of furniture; it may be slightly disguised
with a sham drawer; and sometimes a mad attempt is even made to pass it off for
a book-case; ornament it as you will, however, the turn-up bedstead seems to
defy disguise, and to insist on having it distinctly understood that he is a
turn-up bedstead, and nothing else - that he is indispensably necessary, and
that being so useful, he disdains to be ornamental. How different is the
demeanour of a sofa bedstead! Ashamed of its real use, it strives to appear an
article of luxury and gentility - an attempt in which it miserably fails. It has
neither the respectability of a sofa, nor the virtues of a bed; every man who
keeps a sofa bedstead in his house, becomes a party to a wilful and designing
fraud - we question whether you could insult him more, than by insinuating that
you entertain the least suspicion of its real use.
Charles Dickens, Sketches by Boz, 1836