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A CHOICE OF EVILS
Nephew (who knows his relative's peculiarities).
"THIS WON'T DO FOR YOU, UNCLE; IT'S A SMOKING CARRIAGE!"
Uncle (horrid crabbed old bachelor). "UGH! 'T ANY RATE IT'LL BE SAFE
FROM WOMEN AND CHILDREN !!"
Punch, June 6, 1868