The
necessity of expeditious and cheap locomotion in the streets of London has
called forth a variety of methods of travelling. The cheapest, simplest, oldest,
and most natural of them is walking. In
the narrow and crowded streets of the City, where conveyances make but little
progress, this method is certainly the safest, and, withal, the most
expeditious. Strangers in London are not fond of walking, they are bewildered by
the crowd, and frightened at the crossings; they complain of the brutal conduct
of the English, who elbow their way along the pavement without considering that
people who hurry on, on some important business or other, cannot possibly stop
to discuss each kick or push they give or receive. A Londoner jostles you in the
street, without ever dreaming of asking your pardon; he will run against you,
and make you revolve on your own axis, without so much as looking round to see
how you feel after the shook; he will put his foot upon a lady’s foot or
dress, exactly as if such foot or dress were integral parts of the pavement,
which ought to be trodden upon; but if he runs you down, if he breaks your ribs,
or knocks out your front teeth, he will show some slight compunction, and as he
hurries off, the Londoner has actually been known to turn back and beg your
pardon.
Of course all this is very unpleasant to the stranger, and
the more delicate among the English themselves do not like it. None but men of
business care to walk through the City at business hours; but if, either from
choice or necessity, you find your way into those crowded quarters, you had
better walk with your eyes wide open. Don’t stop on the pavement, move on as
fast you can, and do as the others do, that is to say, struggle on as best you
may, and push forward without any false modesty. The passengers in London
streets are hardened; they give and receive kicks and pushes with equal
equanimity.
Much less excusable is the kicking and pushing of the English
public at their theatres, museums, railway stations, and other places of public
resort. Nothing but an introduction to every individual man and woman in the
three kingdoms will save you from being, on such occasions, pushed back by them.
You have not been introduced to them ; you are a stranger to them, and there is
no reason why they should consult your convenience. The fact is, the English are
bears in all places, except in their own houses; and only those who make their
acquaintance in their dens, know how amiable, kind, and mannerly they really
are.
You cannot lounge about in the streets of London. Those who
would walk, should go at once to the parks, or parade some square. The loungers
you see in Regent Street and its purlieus, are foreigners, chiefly French, as
their hirsute appearance clearly shows. An Englishman likes that sort of thing
on the Boulevards of Paris, or St. Mark’s Place, at Venice ; but in his own
country he wants the scenery, the climate, the excitement, and the
opportunities. A thousand various interests draw him back to his family circle.
Though accustomed to the Continent, and its manners and customs, the moment the
traveller returns to England, he takes to English customs and English
prejudices, and, in the fulness of his British pride, he is very careful lest
his appearance
and conduct show traces of his residence in foreign countries. The Germans do
exactly the contrary.
Max Schlesinger, Saunterings in and about London, 1853