A LONDON THUNDERSTORM is a great thing. Clouds, like feather-beds, lie piled
thick and heavy upon the horizon; darkness is precipitated upon the earth; a
chilliness, with depression, comes over the mind; the body languishes under the
calm, unmoving, sultry atmosphere; a blink of sunshine streams now and then, as
if to show the menacing blackness overhead; lambent lightnings play at short and
rapidly-decreasing intervals; crushing, crashing, brattling thunder shakes the
ground on which we tread.
Now elderly, bald-headed gentlemen, with bland, benevolent
expression of face, smile placidly upon houseless wayfarers, drenched to the
skin, and standing close up to the hall-door over the way, in the attitude of
policemen at 'attention'; ladies, nestling in like manner, their holiday-finery
bedraggled beyond repair, and their visages mournfully expressive of the
irreparable fate of dress.
Now strikes upon the ear the frequent rattle of
long-unemployed cabs; happy may be his dole who sits snugly ensconced within!
Now omnibus 'cads,' more than full inside, 'have the advantage of you,'
and regard you with a derisive air of independence, as, from your doorway
shelter, raising your hand, you implore the favour of a seat. Now does the
passenger, misled by morning sunbeams, 'wise in his own conceit,' sigh after his
homely but trusty friend and protector, his cotton umbrella; now, who does not
regret his folly, parted from his excellent acquaintance, Macintosh?
Thunderstorms in London do not endanger human life so
frequently as we might suppose; we have ere now walked unharmed through an
atmosphere, we might call it, of lambent lightning. Nor are they without
salutary influences, no less in restoring the proper elemental equilibrium than
in supplying the defects of the scavengers, when these gentry, as is too
frequently the case, postpone their detergent operations. The streets are
cleansed in an instant; the macadamized roads looking as if they had been
holy-stoned, and the wood-pavement as if it had been french-polished. Of
accumulated filth, egg and oyster shells, broken delf, and cabbagestalks, the
gutters are gutted: your thunderstorm is the greatest of detergents - admirable
abstersive! How its torrents sweep the delining streets, scattering, like
snipe-shot, the isolated stones and wandering pebbles.
John Fisher Murray, writing in Bentley's Miscellany, 1844