The
luncheon-time alone was fruitful of delights. When I first joined the service
[of the Post Office, ed.] the luncheons were procured from neighbouring
taverns; but Colonel Maberly's sense of the fitness of things was annoyed by
encountering strange persons wandering through the lobbies, balancing tin-covered
dishes and bearing foaming pewter-pots. Rumours were current of his having been
seen waving his arms "hishing" back a stalwart potman, who, not
knowing his adversary, declined to budge. Anyhow, these gentry were refused
further admission, and a quarter of an hour - a marvellously elastic quarter of
an hour - was allowed us in which to go and procure luncheon at a neighbouring
restaurant.
There were plenty of these to choose from. For the
aristocratic and the well-to-do there was Dolly's Chop House, up a little court
out of Newgate Street: a wonderful old room, heavy-panelled, dark, dingy, with a
female portrait which we always understood to be "Dolly" on the walls
; with a head waiter in a limp white neckcloth, with a pale face and sleek black
hair, who on Sundays was a verger at St. Paul's; but with good joints, and
steaks and chops and soups served in a heavy old-fashioned manner at a stiff
old-fashioned price.
Almost equally grand, but conforming more to modern notions,
was the Cathedral Hotel at the corner of St. Paul's Churchyard, where there was
a wonderful waiter with a graduated scale of gratitude, on which we were always
experimenting and imitating. Thus, for the donation of a penny, he, looking
uncomfortable, would mutter, "Thenk, sir;" for two-pence he would
audibly remark, "Thank you, sir ;" for three-pence he would
make a grand bow, and say, " Thank you, sir; I'm 'blaiged to
you." He never varied his programme, though we often tried him. Only last
year I saw him, very little changed, walking on the esplanade at Worthing, and
looking at the sea as though he regarded it rather as a penny customer. At the
Cathedral, too, was an old gentleman, a regular habitué, who, as I am
afraid he was, a Radical, delighted in the perpetration of one mild joke. He
would secure the Morning Herald, the Tory organ of those days, and when
he had perused it would hand the paper to his opposite neighbour with a bow, and
the observation, "Would you like to read any lies, sir ?"
We impecunious juniors, however, ventured seldom into these
expensive establishments. For us there were cheaper refectories, two of which
achieved great celebrity in their day: Ball's Alamode Beef
House in Butcher Hall Lane - I believe Butcher Hall Lane has disappeared in the
City improvements, but it used to run at right angles with Newgate Street, near
the eastern end of Christ's Hospital - where was to be obtained a most delicious
"portion" of stewed beef done up in a sticky, coagulated, glutinous
gravy of surpassing richness; and Williams's Boiled Beef House in the Old
Bailey, which was well known throughout London, and where I have often seen the
great old Bailey advocates of those days, Messrs. Clarkson and Bodkin,
discussing their "fourpenny plates." Williams's was a place to be
"done" by anyone coming up for the London sights; and there were
always plenty of country squires and farmers, and occasionally foreigners, to be
I found there, though the latter did not seem to be much I impressed with the
excellence of the cuisine. In those days, too, we used to lunch at places
which seem entirely to have disappeared. The "Crowley's Alton
Ale-house" is not so frequently met, with as it was thirty years ago. The
"alehouses" were, in fact, small shops fitted with a beer-engine and a
counter; they had been established by Mr. Crowley, a brewer of Alton, on finding
the difficulty of procuring ordinary public-houses for the sale of his beer; and
at them was sold nothing but beer, ham sandwiches, bread and cheese, but all of
the very best. They were exceedingly popular with young men who did not
particularly care about hanging round the bars of taverns, and did an enormous
trade; but that was in the pre-Spiers & Pond days; and, I am bound to say,
all the facilities for obtaining refreshments, and generally speaking the
refreshments themselves, have vastly improved since then.
Edmund Yates, His Recollections and Experiences, 1885
[chapter on 1847-1855]